finaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerr
i have the ability to fl-BAM BAM!
man heroes is tite.
and, im swearing off women for a while. i simply dont understand that half of the species, and im just gonna focus on some other things for now. like t-shirts. like this one, that has a girl getting slapped with or by a duck, and it says you got duckslapped! get it? if you dont, well, then you dont get it i guess.
im in dire need of a visceral experience. i havent been drunk in sooo long. i havent been to a party in longer. im boring. im a boring old man. wheres ma wrinkles and liver spots? heh?! i caint here ya youngen, speaks up! gets ma meds, ma knees actin up boih.
you know how i know im old? cause i always think im right. ive never been right a day in my life, my friends can attest to this. but now suddenly i know all the answers? now in all my years of experience have the knowledge and wisdom to say hey, you there, youre wrong. but i guess ive always been right, and now im old enough to know it. see? i just did it. im right. bitch.
im moving to norway.
no but seriously, im not about to live in this police state.
that shit is mexcillent. thats mexican excellent.
oh sam, youre such a vagina!
man heroes is tite.
and, im swearing off women for a while. i simply dont understand that half of the species, and im just gonna focus on some other things for now. like t-shirts. like this one, that has a girl getting slapped with or by a duck, and it says you got duckslapped! get it? if you dont, well, then you dont get it i guess.
im in dire need of a visceral experience. i havent been drunk in sooo long. i havent been to a party in longer. im boring. im a boring old man. wheres ma wrinkles and liver spots? heh?! i caint here ya youngen, speaks up! gets ma meds, ma knees actin up boih.
you know how i know im old? cause i always think im right. ive never been right a day in my life, my friends can attest to this. but now suddenly i know all the answers? now in all my years of experience have the knowledge and wisdom to say hey, you there, youre wrong. but i guess ive always been right, and now im old enough to know it. see? i just did it. im right. bitch.
im moving to norway.
no but seriously, im not about to live in this police state.
that shit is mexcillent. thats mexican excellent.
oh sam, youre such a vagina!