THEY DID IT
they freakin did it. once again they have stolen MY idea. once again the corporate giant bastards have reached into my genius mind and plucked another priceless golden nugget. they are REMAKING AMERICAN GLADIATOR. i came up with this idea months ago! im so pissed i could piss. on others, or myself. whichever comes first.
music is your boyfriend? what are you retarded? you cant date music. dumbass.
and if you think you can, well you got another thing coming buddy. or youre delusional. unless...music is a real person, like their parents named them music. then that would be a legitimate statement. but then again, why would someone name their kid music? and why would date a fool named music?
i just brainfucked that argument to death. whats a frijole?
i am legend is gonna be tite. i read the book, it owned ass.
phd stands for phduh. wait, what?
its not fair. jake is cooler than me. you win jake! youre funnier! jesus christ, its never good enough for you. its never enough! when will it be enough?! ive given you everything, and this is how you repay me?! FINE! its over! its all over, im through! im through with you and your kind.
hahah, i kid. take me to hollywood bitch. or i could be your bitch, im comfortable either way really, as long as i get one of those teacup poodles. to kick around and do erotic things with. by teacup poodle, i mean hot blond chick with fake boobies. no, no youre right. i do mean teacup poodle. those damn dogs are just so sexy.
i hate my life. but i love my new iphone!
(i dont have an iphone. that was a marketing thing. dont ask.)
music is your boyfriend? what are you retarded? you cant date music. dumbass.
and if you think you can, well you got another thing coming buddy. or youre delusional. unless...music is a real person, like their parents named them music. then that would be a legitimate statement. but then again, why would someone name their kid music? and why would date a fool named music?
i just brainfucked that argument to death. whats a frijole?
i am legend is gonna be tite. i read the book, it owned ass.
phd stands for phduh. wait, what?
its not fair. jake is cooler than me. you win jake! youre funnier! jesus christ, its never good enough for you. its never enough! when will it be enough?! ive given you everything, and this is how you repay me?! FINE! its over! its all over, im through! im through with you and your kind.
hahah, i kid. take me to hollywood bitch. or i could be your bitch, im comfortable either way really, as long as i get one of those teacup poodles. to kick around and do erotic things with. by teacup poodle, i mean hot blond chick with fake boobies. no, no youre right. i do mean teacup poodle. those damn dogs are just so sexy.
i hate my life. but i love my new iphone!
(i dont have an iphone. that was a marketing thing. dont ask.)