on a lighter note
im feeling much better.
you know how they wrote the declaration of independence? i wish i could write like that, in that ornate script. too bad i write like a third grader. that has no hands. he uses his toes and/or feet.
tommy gnosis is in delirious. sort that out.
i love sonic jalapeño strips. muy delicioso!
a shit ton of animals are gonna be extinct soon. stupid humans.
dramatic music and slow motion makes everything look way cool. for example, folding clothes, put in a super dramatic score, some sound effects, and go in slo mo. its awesome. on that note, i got a job at macys. they hired me for the tax free weekend, and im working on making it permanent, cause it is awesome! theres so much freedom, you just walk around folding clothes, at your own pace. people come up and ask me questions, and i just point in a direction. there will be times when ill look around and see im the only person who works there. its weird, but nice. im thinking if it does become permanent, ill spend the majority of my day messing with customers. like wearing big fake hearing aids, so when people come up to ask me questions, ill ignore them till theyre just about to walk away, then yell what?! really loud. then get up really close and stare at their lips when they talk. im sure thats only funny to me.
yesterday this group of kids two girls and a boy came up to me and were being stupid. they asked where the lingerie is, which is is a pretty dumb question, considering the top floor, which is the one i work in, is all mens and children's crap. anyhoo, i said are you looking for women's, and then i looked at the boy very intensely, or men's lingerie? it made him uncomfortable. the girls laughed. im funny. again, probably only funny to me.
some pig. lackadaisical is my new fav word.
btw, i hate when people say fav, anyhoo, and btw.
you know how they wrote the declaration of independence? i wish i could write like that, in that ornate script. too bad i write like a third grader. that has no hands. he uses his toes and/or feet.
tommy gnosis is in delirious. sort that out.
i love sonic jalapeño strips. muy delicioso!
a shit ton of animals are gonna be extinct soon. stupid humans.
dramatic music and slow motion makes everything look way cool. for example, folding clothes, put in a super dramatic score, some sound effects, and go in slo mo. its awesome. on that note, i got a job at macys. they hired me for the tax free weekend, and im working on making it permanent, cause it is awesome! theres so much freedom, you just walk around folding clothes, at your own pace. people come up and ask me questions, and i just point in a direction. there will be times when ill look around and see im the only person who works there. its weird, but nice. im thinking if it does become permanent, ill spend the majority of my day messing with customers. like wearing big fake hearing aids, so when people come up to ask me questions, ill ignore them till theyre just about to walk away, then yell what?! really loud. then get up really close and stare at their lips when they talk. im sure thats only funny to me.
yesterday this group of kids two girls and a boy came up to me and were being stupid. they asked where the lingerie is, which is is a pretty dumb question, considering the top floor, which is the one i work in, is all mens and children's crap. anyhoo, i said are you looking for women's, and then i looked at the boy very intensely, or men's lingerie? it made him uncomfortable. the girls laughed. im funny. again, probably only funny to me.
some pig. lackadaisical is my new fav word.
btw, i hate when people say fav, anyhoo, and btw.