mongolito!
just shootin the shit. i mean the shizzle, ive tried to stop cursing.
the japanese are trying to clone woolly mammoths, i think thatd be tight. alot environmentalists are against cloning extinct animals cause theyre afraid theyll lose money to help preserve existing endangered species. the way i kinda see it is if nature wiped them out, then they should probably stay down, but if people killed them off (like the dodo), then maybe a resurrected species could survive.
the other day, i got drunk with my boss. we watched madagascar, and talked about curvacious women. he has alot of knives and guns.
so today was the first day of my algebra (again) at hcc. so im sitting in class, waiting for the teacher to arrive. this guy walks in, and heads to the front of the class with a certain amount of authority, one can only assume he was the teacher. my first observation is that he is white and therefore, in my experience, greatly limited the possibility that this guys last name nuwakachakaloo, or nuwachuckwu, which was the name of the teacher i signed up for. he says his names micheal sawyer, this is algebra, 8 to 10, yadda yadda. so after class i investigate further, looking at a board with all the classes posted. i see college algebra, 8 to 10, mon. through fri. with this m. sawyer guy, room 148. below it i see college algebra, 8 to 10:30, mon through thur. with this nwukachakwu guy, room 148, the class i signed up for. it boggled my mind, how can there be two classes at the same time, same place? it defies the laws of physics! well, much to my displeasure, i realized, like the moron i am, i signed up for 8PM, not 8AM. so i was basically 12 hours early for my class. im such a silly mongoloid. its all worked out now though, crisis averted. you can all breath a sigh of relief. thats right, let it out. deep breath, in and out. now doesnt that feel better? good, im glad.
that has been the highlight of my day. but its still early, something cool might still actually happen. but this is unlikely.
the japanese are trying to clone woolly mammoths, i think thatd be tight. alot environmentalists are against cloning extinct animals cause theyre afraid theyll lose money to help preserve existing endangered species. the way i kinda see it is if nature wiped them out, then they should probably stay down, but if people killed them off (like the dodo), then maybe a resurrected species could survive.
the other day, i got drunk with my boss. we watched madagascar, and talked about curvacious women. he has alot of knives and guns.
so today was the first day of my algebra (again) at hcc. so im sitting in class, waiting for the teacher to arrive. this guy walks in, and heads to the front of the class with a certain amount of authority, one can only assume he was the teacher. my first observation is that he is white and therefore, in my experience, greatly limited the possibility that this guys last name nuwakachakaloo, or nuwachuckwu, which was the name of the teacher i signed up for. he says his names micheal sawyer, this is algebra, 8 to 10, yadda yadda. so after class i investigate further, looking at a board with all the classes posted. i see college algebra, 8 to 10, mon. through fri. with this m. sawyer guy, room 148. below it i see college algebra, 8 to 10:30, mon through thur. with this nwukachakwu guy, room 148, the class i signed up for. it boggled my mind, how can there be two classes at the same time, same place? it defies the laws of physics! well, much to my displeasure, i realized, like the moron i am, i signed up for 8PM, not 8AM. so i was basically 12 hours early for my class. im such a silly mongoloid. its all worked out now though, crisis averted. you can all breath a sigh of relief. thats right, let it out. deep breath, in and out. now doesnt that feel better? good, im glad.
that has been the highlight of my day. but its still early, something cool might still actually happen. but this is unlikely.