Pretty amazing shit
awg1121 (5:03:10 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolpertinger
TheAngryPierre (5:03:17 PM): O________O MINE
awg1121 (5:04:07 PM): i know
awg1121 (5:04:27 PM): im on that one...hes not quite as cool as the wolpertinger
TheAngryPierre (5:04:30 PM): true. i really want one.
awg1121 (5:05:28 PM): theyre not reaaaaallll....but if they were..i would have 7 of them
TheAngryPierre (5:05:33 PM): arbitrary number?
awg1121 (5:06:37 PM): no..3 different fights..and one to sit in the corner and cry...because the cry of the wolpertinger would be 3 times as amazing as its fighting abilities
TheAngryPierre (5:06:49 PM): its battlecry would a miracle to behold.
awg1121 (5:07:31 PM): too bad all who hear it die within seconds
TheAngryPierre (5:07:40 PM): that's why it's a miracle. they come back and die again.
awg1121 (5:10:03 PM): I have a feeling a wolpertinger killed a man by drowning him, but his miraculous battlecry brought the man back...who managed to escape and tell every person ever....and then die a mysterious death that left him covered in bites, claw marks, antler holes...he also had a gunshot wound in the head but im just sayin...the marks were there
TheAngryPierre (5:10:47 PM): he prolly shot himself in the head to escape the cry. after all, it can only kill youonce....but you must hear it for the rest of your days.
awg1121 (5:12:55 PM): and then the wolpertinger found him....too late to kill him, but not to late to make him serve as a warning...
awg1121 (5:13:23 PM): respect is all most wolpertingers have, you see TheAngryPierre (5:13:24 PM): well, with a face like that...
awg1121 (5:13:53 PM): its got a bunny facee
awg1121 (5:14:02 PM): whats wrong with a bunny face
TheAngryPierre (5:14:05 PM): that's not threatening. they therefore build up a vicious reputation.
awg1121 (5:14:23 PM): i ask you?.....-blinks twice to indicate wolpertinger in room-
TheAngryPierre (5:14:34 PM): alex...blink rapidly if it looks like it shall cry soon.
awg1121 (5:15:39 PM): Wolpertingers only cry during the 6 seconds of between time when some child is not getting horribly injured by riding there bike without a helmet
TheAngryPierre (5:16:02 PM): it is obviously our duty, then, to shove them over as often as possible, to save our own asses.
awg1121 (5:19:21 PM): No...they are busy eating starving cambodians at the moment....only Angelina knows this horrible secret ...and she is trying to save the country; 1 illegal adoption at a time....Little does she know whats shes doing to the natural order of things... Soon the wolpertingers will rise up in revolt..and we shall have to sacrifice angelinas lips for thier substenance
TheAngryPierre (5:19:43 PM): though the wolpertingers will be fed for months, we must shed a tear for those lost, lovely lips.
TheAngryPierre (5:19:50 PM): .....but she still has another set.
awg1121 (5:22:56 PM): (nice) Although...once she runs out of lips...we will start having to move down the big-lipped food chain....which goes Angie, Steven Tyler, Mick Jagger, Buh-lack people, (then right heres where im royally fucked)
TheAngryPierre (5:23:16 PM): You poor, poor child. damn those epais livres.
TheAngryPierre (5:23:24 PM): i prolly fucked that last word up.
awg1121 (5:23:51 PM): whats it mean mrs dust? huh? huh? huh?TheAngryPierre (5:23:52 PM): french for big lips.
awg1121 (5:25:26 PM): i can live on without them though....lot of good they were doin me anyway, right?....allthough there is the matter of my permanent skeletal smile...a face not even a wolpertinger could love
TheAngryPierre (5:25:46 PM): disasterous. i'm not sure what you'll do then when you're unhappy.
awg1121 (5:26:56 PM): i'll ....close my eyes?...fuck!... i do that when i speak...damn that idea...
awg1121 (5:27:20 PM): ill get dry erase board implants around my teeth
TheAngryPierre (5:27:17 PM): i know! grow out your eyebrows. when you're mad, they
awg1121 (5:27:31 PM): and depending on my moo i shall draw my smile
TheAngryPierre (5:27:35 PM): you said moo =D
awg1121 (5:28:31 PM): right.....O you shall know when i am a sad cow! O, will you know..
TheAngryPierre (5:28:46 PM): a sad cow would have milk that tasted of despair.
awg1121 (5:30:31 PM): all the hxc kids would drink MOAAARRRRRRGHHHHihatemyselfihatemyself Farms milk.....and whoever has the talent to write a jingle for that (might i suggest Three Days Grace?) is a god
TheAngryPierre (5:30:47 PM): suggest away, my dear. it would be blue milk.
awg1121 (5:31:45 PM): i think it would look like a liquid bruise myself
TheAngryPierre (5:32:03 PM): blue and purple, then. with polka dots.gotta market to the scenesters.
awg1121 (5:32:23 PM): and it would be put in egg nog called "The original Colors of christmas"
TheAngryPierre (5:32:25 PM): but of course.
awg1121 (5:32:55 PM): all they gotta do to get the scenesters is make the box shiny with random bits of tape...
awg1121 (5:33:04 PM): they dont have to mess with the milk]TheAngryPierre (5:32:59 PM): i cannot deny the truth of that.
awg1121 (5:34:51 PM): tell the hipsters its sour, make it shiny for the scenesters, emo kids will drink it cuz it makes you sad....tell the white preppy kids that itll get you "crunk beyond your wildest dreams"....we gotta market it to the black folks first cuz as soon as the white folks start drinkin it...they shall move on
awg1121 (5:35:18 PM): to bigger and better milks?
TheAngryPierre (5:35:14 PM): so we import to my neighborhood, then.
awg1121 (5:36:10 PM): but of course since we have thought of this...we shall have abysnthe milk waiting for or European/ hip black friends
TheAngryPierre (5:36:26 PM): but of course. we are all-knowing and omnipotent.
awg1121 (5:37:25 PM): then we'll one step closer to an ACO world... i always read that word as omni-potent..as in..if i came in my pants right now, the flowers outside would start to grow
ho-k im done..fo now
TheAngryPierre (5:03:17 PM): O________O MINE
awg1121 (5:04:07 PM): i know
awg1121 (5:04:27 PM): im on that one...hes not quite as cool as the wolpertinger
TheAngryPierre (5:04:30 PM): true. i really want one.
awg1121 (5:05:28 PM): theyre not reaaaaallll....but if they were..i would have 7 of them
TheAngryPierre (5:05:33 PM): arbitrary number?
awg1121 (5:06:37 PM): no..3 different fights..and one to sit in the corner and cry...because the cry of the wolpertinger would be 3 times as amazing as its fighting abilities
TheAngryPierre (5:06:49 PM): its battlecry would a miracle to behold.
awg1121 (5:07:31 PM): too bad all who hear it die within seconds
TheAngryPierre (5:07:40 PM): that's why it's a miracle. they come back and die again.
awg1121 (5:10:03 PM): I have a feeling a wolpertinger killed a man by drowning him, but his miraculous battlecry brought the man back...who managed to escape and tell every person ever....and then die a mysterious death that left him covered in bites, claw marks, antler holes...he also had a gunshot wound in the head but im just sayin...the marks were there
TheAngryPierre (5:10:47 PM): he prolly shot himself in the head to escape the cry. after all, it can only kill youonce....but you must hear it for the rest of your days.
awg1121 (5:12:55 PM): and then the wolpertinger found him....too late to kill him, but not to late to make him serve as a warning...
awg1121 (5:13:23 PM): respect is all most wolpertingers have, you see TheAngryPierre (5:13:24 PM): well, with a face like that...
awg1121 (5:13:53 PM): its got a bunny facee
awg1121 (5:14:02 PM): whats wrong with a bunny face
TheAngryPierre (5:14:05 PM): that's not threatening. they therefore build up a vicious reputation.
awg1121 (5:14:23 PM): i ask you?.....-blinks twice to indicate wolpertinger in room-
TheAngryPierre (5:14:34 PM): alex...blink rapidly if it looks like it shall cry soon.
awg1121 (5:15:39 PM): Wolpertingers only cry during the 6 seconds of between time when some child is not getting horribly injured by riding there bike without a helmet
TheAngryPierre (5:16:02 PM): it is obviously our duty, then, to shove them over as often as possible, to save our own asses.
awg1121 (5:19:21 PM): No...they are busy eating starving cambodians at the moment....only Angelina knows this horrible secret ...and she is trying to save the country; 1 illegal adoption at a time....Little does she know whats shes doing to the natural order of things... Soon the wolpertingers will rise up in revolt..and we shall have to sacrifice angelinas lips for thier substenance
TheAngryPierre (5:19:43 PM): though the wolpertingers will be fed for months, we must shed a tear for those lost, lovely lips.
TheAngryPierre (5:19:50 PM): .....but she still has another set.
awg1121 (5:22:56 PM): (nice) Although...once she runs out of lips...we will start having to move down the big-lipped food chain....which goes Angie, Steven Tyler, Mick Jagger, Buh-lack people, (then right heres where im royally fucked)
TheAngryPierre (5:23:16 PM): You poor, poor child. damn those epais livres.
TheAngryPierre (5:23:24 PM): i prolly fucked that last word up.
awg1121 (5:23:51 PM): whats it mean mrs dust? huh? huh? huh?TheAngryPierre (5:23:52 PM): french for big lips.
awg1121 (5:25:26 PM): i can live on without them though....lot of good they were doin me anyway, right?....allthough there is the matter of my permanent skeletal smile...a face not even a wolpertinger could love
TheAngryPierre (5:25:46 PM): disasterous. i'm not sure what you'll do then when you're unhappy.
awg1121 (5:26:56 PM): i'll ....close my eyes?...fuck!... i do that when i speak...damn that idea...
awg1121 (5:27:20 PM): ill get dry erase board implants around my teeth
TheAngryPierre (5:27:17 PM): i know! grow out your eyebrows. when you're mad, they
awg1121 (5:27:31 PM): and depending on my moo i shall draw my smile
TheAngryPierre (5:27:35 PM): you said moo =D
awg1121 (5:28:31 PM): right.....O you shall know when i am a sad cow! O, will you know..
TheAngryPierre (5:28:46 PM): a sad cow would have milk that tasted of despair.
awg1121 (5:30:31 PM): all the hxc kids would drink MOAAARRRRRRGHHHHihatemyselfihatemyself Farms milk.....and whoever has the talent to write a jingle for that (might i suggest Three Days Grace?) is a god
TheAngryPierre (5:30:47 PM): suggest away, my dear. it would be blue milk.
awg1121 (5:31:45 PM): i think it would look like a liquid bruise myself
TheAngryPierre (5:32:03 PM): blue and purple, then. with polka dots.gotta market to the scenesters.
awg1121 (5:32:23 PM): and it would be put in egg nog called "The original Colors of christmas"
TheAngryPierre (5:32:25 PM): but of course.
awg1121 (5:32:55 PM): all they gotta do to get the scenesters is make the box shiny with random bits of tape...
awg1121 (5:33:04 PM): they dont have to mess with the milk]TheAngryPierre (5:32:59 PM): i cannot deny the truth of that.
awg1121 (5:34:51 PM): tell the hipsters its sour, make it shiny for the scenesters, emo kids will drink it cuz it makes you sad....tell the white preppy kids that itll get you "crunk beyond your wildest dreams"....we gotta market it to the black folks first cuz as soon as the white folks start drinkin it...they shall move on
awg1121 (5:35:18 PM): to bigger and better milks?
TheAngryPierre (5:35:14 PM): so we import to my neighborhood, then.
awg1121 (5:36:10 PM): but of course since we have thought of this...we shall have abysnthe milk waiting for or European/ hip black friends
TheAngryPierre (5:36:26 PM): but of course. we are all-knowing and omnipotent.
awg1121 (5:37:25 PM): then we'll one step closer to an ACO world... i always read that word as omni-potent..as in..if i came in my pants right now, the flowers outside would start to grow
ho-k im done..fo now