I Love Stupid People

Oct 16, 2006 00:32

AKA A day in the life of a burger bastard

ME: Morning..
Customer: (completely serious) That it is..
A: Can I help you?
C: Yes I'd like a chicken sandwich
A: What kind maam? We have McChicken, Club, Classic, BLT...
C: Yes
A: Maam...you have to give me one
C: That one
A: Maam if you say 'that one'..you have to give me the convienience of pointing
C: Whats the McChicken look like?
A: You ever seen a fish sandwich? or maybe a bologna or PBJ? It looks just like those...but with Chicken.

C:I'll Have one of those
A: Slide your card through
C: It wont work!
A: -takes debit card...turns it so magnet strip is facing down... hands it back-
C: -gets to screen about TYPE IN PIN-
A: -around the 17th number...i must say im curious- Maam what are you typing?
C: Isnt this my PIN.. -indicates long line of numbers across card-
A: No..
C: Do you know it?
A: Are you asking if i know your pin?
C: Yes
A: Cant say that i do maam... cant say that i do

Damn that was fun..
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