The Basics
do you have a reliable vehicle?: No
do you own duct tape?: no
do you use super glue a lot?: These are "the basics"? (no)
how many pairs of shoes do you own?: A lot .... >10
do you wear black a lot?: Not really.
My Favorites
way to earn money?: Birthday cards
This or That
omg/wtf?: zomg.
lol/lmao?: lol
Family Guy/Simpsons?: Uh, family guy I guess...
HoHos/Twinkies?: Ew!
Coke/Pepsi?: Root beer
Do You?
always dry off the same way when getting out of the shower?: For the most part.
feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can't understand are making fun of you?: No. Often enough they're saying the same things as the english speakers around me.
have other website/windows open right now?: Duh
believe in ghosts?: On some level I think I might believe in them, but I don't think I actually do.
believe in fairies?: hah, no way.
Have You Ever
seen a pink dolphin?: ...wwut?
felt like you were in the twilight zone?: Nope
cried over something you saw on the news?: Don't watch the news very often. And it's supposed to be sensationalist, not evocative.
cried over a sad song for no apparent reason?: Sure
read an entire book from start to finish without stopping?: Only kids books
Misc.
Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical?: Definitely. It's legal to cheat on your SO. for example.
Personal
Do you own any sexy clothes?: Corset much?!
Who do you feel like you are in competition with?: I hate competition...
Do you go tanning?: I lie on my lawn sometimes.
As of Now
What would you do anything for?: a klondike bar. :P Uhm, I don't think I'd do anything for anything. Except for maybe eternal world peace.