becasue being sexually harassed doesn't get funnier than this
i am bored so will henceforth list the numerous occasions I have been sexually harassed in the last two days at work:
"So, Saba, are you going to stay back late tonight with me?"
"...ummm, no i'll think i'll pass"
"no, no no i didn't mean it like that!" "i meant will you stay late with me..."
...half an hour later... and on the 10th 'slip of the tongue'
"So, Saba, ..."
"NO means NO mustafa"
"geez, woman chill out"
I stand in front of the glass wall..." huh? whats wrong?"
*spins around to see mustafa doing the... i dunno the fisty elbowy dance move at my back*
mustafa stops mid lunge to point back at the other guy in front of me who is now doing the same thing.
"C'mon Saba you know we appreciate you deep down inside"
"Appreciation my arse" (i fell face first into this one)
"Well, now thats different"
"Right, now if you're family is trying to get you hitched have no fear the three of us will come over at say 9. you can call me goo" " call sarmad sweetie, faraz frisky and ameer touchy feely. We'll say you're coming with us and that at 12... well ... wa heeeeey"
Take 2: "Right, now if you're family is trying to get you hitched have no fear the three of us will come over at say 9. with Sarmad you pretending to bring a proposal of marriage"
"Alright!"
"I'll be the father and do what fathers do... i'll put some powder on my hair and follow you round the house and be checking you out"
"Who's giving a party in your honour?"
*before I can answer*
"Saba is gonna get jiggy - bom chika wa waaaah"
*mustafa does the i'm watching you hand signal thorugh the glass room divider"
"Stop checking her out mustafa."
*mustafa does the i'm watching you hand signal while smiling and winking"
"Did you hear about the intern snatcher. He hooked up with an intern and they've met each other's parents and everything" I say
" Really, I wish I could get me an intern" mustafa says quietly
"Saba, why don't you stay here?"
"What, in Citi?"
"No, in my office."
"Right, Saba, I need you to come to my department and help me check some numbers"
*I follow this guy to his department and read out numbers from a sheet of paper while he confirms them on a spread ... WTF???*
...on my return...
"Don't worry Saba, we'll get him to send over a proposal smartish"
"So, Saba, are you going to stay back late tonight with me?"
"...ummm, no i'll think i'll pass"
"no, no no i didn't mean it like that!" "i meant will you stay late with me..."
...half an hour later... and on the 10th 'slip of the tongue'
"So, Saba, ..."
"NO means NO mustafa"
"geez, woman chill out"
I stand in front of the glass wall..." huh? whats wrong?"
*spins around to see mustafa doing the... i dunno the fisty elbowy dance move at my back*
mustafa stops mid lunge to point back at the other guy in front of me who is now doing the same thing.
"C'mon Saba you know we appreciate you deep down inside"
"Appreciation my arse" (i fell face first into this one)
"Well, now thats different"
"Right, now if you're family is trying to get you hitched have no fear the three of us will come over at say 9. you can call me goo" " call sarmad sweetie, faraz frisky and ameer touchy feely. We'll say you're coming with us and that at 12... well ... wa heeeeey"
Take 2: "Right, now if you're family is trying to get you hitched have no fear the three of us will come over at say 9. with Sarmad you pretending to bring a proposal of marriage"
"Alright!"
"I'll be the father and do what fathers do... i'll put some powder on my hair and follow you round the house and be checking you out"
"Who's giving a party in your honour?"
*before I can answer*
"Saba is gonna get jiggy - bom chika wa waaaah"
*mustafa does the i'm watching you hand signal thorugh the glass room divider"
"Stop checking her out mustafa."
*mustafa does the i'm watching you hand signal while smiling and winking"
"Did you hear about the intern snatcher. He hooked up with an intern and they've met each other's parents and everything" I say
" Really, I wish I could get me an intern" mustafa says quietly
"Saba, why don't you stay here?"
"What, in Citi?"
"No, in my office."
"Right, Saba, I need you to come to my department and help me check some numbers"
*I follow this guy to his department and read out numbers from a sheet of paper while he confirms them on a spread ... WTF???*
...on my return...
"Don't worry Saba, we'll get him to send over a proposal smartish"