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The Most Tragic Comedy of Mal's Day
Players
Mal: A fool/ poop smith
Sarah: a fairy/mouse
Pharmacist I: an evil wizard
Pharmacist II: an evil dwarf rabbit
Medical Assistant: Fellow poop smith
Mal's mother: A kind and gentle lady
Act:I Scene:I
Mal: (aside) today me thinkest i shall pick up my prescription and buy the rest of my textbooks
Mal: (to herself) i shall go order my prescription and get me hense to amherst books. There i shall buy my books and by the time i return all will be in readiness.
1.2
Into town she drives
into CVS she goes
Mal:hello there local pharmacist, one fresh hot prescription please!"
PI:nay, there can be no pills for you...
Mal:but why? pray tell my good madame!
PI:you hadeth your prescription transferred to New York and that means you have losteth all that would be refilled.
Mal:...
PI: you'll have to go and get it represcribed... "eth""
*cue charlie brown christmas mustic*
1.3
mal then walks over to Amherst books when who should appear but miss sarah courtney.
Sarah:good day to you mal, May i be a ray of sunshine in your otherwise bleak day?
Mal:I accept and thank you good lady
Sarah: May i assist you in your literary needs?
Mal: Certainly... but oh dear what have we here? this very small book is 50 monies. These monies i have not
Sarah: dear dear, it would be best to acquire such monies as this book may disappear before the changing of the tides.
Mal: Oh woe is Mal!
Act II Scene I
Our hero continues on to health services where she hopes to procure a prescription.
Mal: Hello my good medical assistant type person
MA: Why hello, how may i help you?
Mal: I am in dire need of having my pills refilled"
MA: Well.. here you must sit for 45 minutes, but then pills you shall have"
Mal: Alas!
2.2
After said ordeal our hero drives her little car to the other CVS in town, which is closer at hand with free parking to spare. On the way she calls her mother in regards to procuring book funds
Mal: Mother i fear i must continue to be the family leech.
Mother: Alas!
Our hero arrives at CVS II
Mal:Hello my dear sir, and good day to you
PII: Good day to you oh reciever of prescriptions in what my a assist you?
Mal:Perchance you could turn this paper with writing on it into something useful.
PII:Alas, my powers of pill-dom are rendered useless as the CVS of previous mention has already filled the order of your prescription
Mal: BLAST! by what black magic is this??? methinks some wizard curses my soul!
2.3
back into town goes our hero where she procures the following
*cue montage*
One prescription
One book of roman history
Two large slices of Antonio's Pizza
Epilogue
Mal:Today my heart is heavy for i have suffered many tribulations. I will now enjoy my chicken and black bean pizza.
So what I want to know is... does this prove that there is or isn't a god?
Players
Mal: A fool/ poop smith
Sarah: a fairy/mouse
Pharmacist I: an evil wizard
Pharmacist II: an evil dwarf rabbit
Medical Assistant: Fellow poop smith
Mal's mother: A kind and gentle lady
Act:I Scene:I
Mal: (aside) today me thinkest i shall pick up my prescription and buy the rest of my textbooks
Mal: (to herself) i shall go order my prescription and get me hense to amherst books. There i shall buy my books and by the time i return all will be in readiness.
1.2
Into town she drives
into CVS she goes
Mal:hello there local pharmacist, one fresh hot prescription please!"
PI:nay, there can be no pills for you...
Mal:but why? pray tell my good madame!
PI:you hadeth your prescription transferred to New York and that means you have losteth all that would be refilled.
Mal:...
PI: you'll have to go and get it represcribed... "eth""
*cue charlie brown christmas mustic*
1.3
mal then walks over to Amherst books when who should appear but miss sarah courtney.
Sarah:good day to you mal, May i be a ray of sunshine in your otherwise bleak day?
Mal:I accept and thank you good lady
Sarah: May i assist you in your literary needs?
Mal: Certainly... but oh dear what have we here? this very small book is 50 monies. These monies i have not
Sarah: dear dear, it would be best to acquire such monies as this book may disappear before the changing of the tides.
Mal: Oh woe is Mal!
Act II Scene I
Our hero continues on to health services where she hopes to procure a prescription.
Mal: Hello my good medical assistant type person
MA: Why hello, how may i help you?
Mal: I am in dire need of having my pills refilled"
MA: Well.. here you must sit for 45 minutes, but then pills you shall have"
Mal: Alas!
2.2
After said ordeal our hero drives her little car to the other CVS in town, which is closer at hand with free parking to spare. On the way she calls her mother in regards to procuring book funds
Mal: Mother i fear i must continue to be the family leech.
Mother: Alas!
Our hero arrives at CVS II
Mal:Hello my dear sir, and good day to you
PII: Good day to you oh reciever of prescriptions in what my a assist you?
Mal:Perchance you could turn this paper with writing on it into something useful.
PII:Alas, my powers of pill-dom are rendered useless as the CVS of previous mention has already filled the order of your prescription
Mal: BLAST! by what black magic is this??? methinks some wizard curses my soul!
2.3
back into town goes our hero where she procures the following
*cue montage*
One prescription
One book of roman history
Two large slices of Antonio's Pizza
Epilogue
Mal:Today my heart is heavy for i have suffered many tribulations. I will now enjoy my chicken and black bean pizza.
So what I want to know is... does this prove that there is or isn't a god?