"If I were..." meme
If I were a month, I would be: December.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday.
If I were a time of day, I would be: About 10 pm.
If I were a planet, I would be: Uranus Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A dolphin.
If I were a direction, I would be: South as can be.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A bed.
If I were a sin, I would be: Lust.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Mary Magdalene.
If I were a liquid, I would be: Wine.
If I were a stone, I would be: A stone....wtf?
If I were a tree, I would be: A palm tree.
If I were a bird, I would be: Dinner.
If I were a tool, I would be: A man...lol
If I were a flower, I would be: A pansy...no, I'm not one...
If I were a type of weather, I would be: Heck, I'd be POSEIDON.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: An elf, and married to Legolas, on yes, I would!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be: Again, with the dolphin.
If I were a colour, I would be: Purple.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Calm.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: TIMMEH.
If I were a sound, I would be: Loud.
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a song, I would be: "Little Ghost"-The White Stripes.
If I were a movie, I would be: A good one.
If I were a book, I would be written by: Something probably written by Nicholas Sparks...someday....
If I were a food, I would be: SALSA!
If I were a place, I would be: The South
If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: Hairspray.
If I were a religion, I would be: Some sect of Christianity.
If I were a word, I would be: honorificabilitudinitatibus.
If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: Stoned.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: English.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Bobby Hill...LOLz!
If I were a shape, I would be: one that doesn't exist.
If I were a number, I would be: 4815162342....oh noes!!!
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: shoes.
If I were a piece of jewelery, I would be: a bling-bling ring.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: a belt.