ah aviation humor
Captain: Welcome aboard Alaska Airlines flight... uh...
F/O (quietly): 101
C: Flight 101 with service from Phoenix...
F/O: Portland
C: Portland to Albequerque...
F/O: Anchorage!
C: Anchorage Alaska. Our flying time is, uh... *obvious rustling of paperwork* Three hours and ten minutes. (aside to the F/O) Really? (louder) We hope that you have a pleasant flight with us on... uh...
F/O: Alaska Airlines. Flight attendants cross-check and prepare for departure.
I'm flying to Harris Ranch on Sunday, score!
F/O (quietly): 101
C: Flight 101 with service from Phoenix...
F/O: Portland
C: Portland to Albequerque...
F/O: Anchorage!
C: Anchorage Alaska. Our flying time is, uh... *obvious rustling of paperwork* Three hours and ten minutes. (aside to the F/O) Really? (louder) We hope that you have a pleasant flight with us on... uh...
F/O: Alaska Airlines. Flight attendants cross-check and prepare for departure.
I'm flying to Harris Ranch on Sunday, score!