I HATE SUMMER

[thepillowsnake]

IT'S TOO HOT. SOUTHERN AUSTRALIA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS WORST HEATWAVE IN A HUNDRED YEARS. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING. THEY ARE PREDICTING FOUR DAYS IN A ROW OVER FORTY DEGREES CELSIUS. MY HOUSE DOES NOT HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING. MY BRAIN IS GOING TO MELT. IF I NEVER RETURN, ASSUME THAT I DIED OF HEATSTROKE OR THIRD-DEGREE SUNBURN

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[thepillowsnake]

IT IS A ~SECRET~

[thepillowsnake]

WELL I AM INTO THAT KIND OF THING

[thepillowsnake]

THEY DON'T INVOLVE TOMATOES, DO THEY?

[thepillowsnake]

ONLY A LITTLE