I've found religion!

[thephysicsninja]

Just kidding, but I did find a complete list of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition. It is sort of like the Ferengi version of the Bible. I say "sort of," because Ferengi actually seem to have READ the Rules of Acquisition:
http://www.dmwright.com/html/ferengi.htm
My favorite two are Rules 112, "Never have sex with the boss' sister," and Rule 113, "Always have sex with the boss."