Or, a comedy of errors, except with less mistaken identity and more whipped cream. In eight easy steps!
One. Plan last minute visit to Fran's. Arrive late. Squeal about Inception, and get into shenanigans of the
cardboard variety. Sleep till noon.
Two. Wake up to the sound of gutters being cleaned right above you. Decide you want chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast.
Three. Send parental unit to the store for food coloring, whipped cream and chocolate chips.
Four. Make pancake batter too watery. Attempt to flip pancakes.
Five. End up scrambling them instead.
Six. Try to make blue ones next, with chocolate chips. Put too many chocolate chips in, and end up with almost-pancakes with gooey chocolate centers that fall through when you attempt to flip them.
Seven. End up with one decent blue pancake and one scrambled regular color. Cover both in enough whipped cream to completely hide the pancake itself.
Eight. Decide on a moral for this story. Ours was 'next time, stick to cereal.'