Anna Nicole Smith is dead
or so the media is reporting.
I'm saddened because we got married just as she was losing consciousness. I'm in contact with my lawyer to discuss the grieving/money-collection process.
UPDATE: Already eight people are trying to cheat by choosing her today in the Rotten.com Dead Pool.
Fark's headlines: "Anna Nicole Smith found unresponsive (and dead) in Florida hotel room", then "Anna Nicole Smith's condition downgraded to dead". Very unimaginative if you ask me.
Some of the rejected headlines.
I'm saddened because we got married just as she was losing consciousness. I'm in contact with my lawyer to discuss the grieving/money-collection process.
UPDATE: Already eight people are trying to cheat by choosing her today in the Rotten.com Dead Pool.
Fark's headlines: "Anna Nicole Smith found unresponsive (and dead) in Florida hotel room", then "Anna Nicole Smith's condition downgraded to dead". Very unimaginative if you ask me.
Some of the rejected headlines.
