Oh MuchMusic...
"JoJo quickly learned that talent doesn't automatically make you friends."
Other quotes from this increasingly hilarious show:
"... her mother moved into an apartment on the wrong side of the tracks."
"Other students made fun of her and tried to crush her dreams."
"Kids Say the Darndest Things showed me that this is really what I wanted to do."
"Devastated, she learned an important lesson about the music industry."
"The people who lose are usually the biggest winners."
"The feeling in the room was so dynamic."
"It was a match made in heaven."
"Life was about to be very interesting."
"The debut single ... catapulted the budding star to the international spotlight."
"... secured JoJo's acceptance into hip hop."
"I have to go back and do school. And that sucks."
"JoJo takes the high road ... and shows the world she's a force to be reckoned with."
"She was forced to take a crash course on the lessons of fame."
"I feel that singers should sing. If you can't sing, don't be a singer."
"JoJo would not be part of a cheesy movie." (See previous quote)
"JoJo stumbled upon the chance of a lifetime." (The Oscar-winning RV, of course)
"She wanted to make a definitive statement..."
"She knew she couldn't lose focus on her plans for a long and prosperous career."
"... making sure she had a hand in every aspect of the creative process..."
"... and learned a valuable lesson that home is where the music is."
"... and her star continues to rise."
Oh screw it, I should just post the entire script.
Other quotes from this increasingly hilarious show:
"... her mother moved into an apartment on the wrong side of the tracks."
"Other students made fun of her and tried to crush her dreams."
"Kids Say the Darndest Things showed me that this is really what I wanted to do."
"Devastated, she learned an important lesson about the music industry."
"The people who lose are usually the biggest winners."
"The feeling in the room was so dynamic."
"It was a match made in heaven."
"Life was about to be very interesting."
"The debut single ... catapulted the budding star to the international spotlight."
"... secured JoJo's acceptance into hip hop."
"I have to go back and do school. And that sucks."
"JoJo takes the high road ... and shows the world she's a force to be reckoned with."
"She was forced to take a crash course on the lessons of fame."
"I feel that singers should sing. If you can't sing, don't be a singer."
"JoJo would not be part of a cheesy movie." (See previous quote)
"JoJo stumbled upon the chance of a lifetime." (The Oscar-winning RV, of course)
"She wanted to make a definitive statement..."
"She knew she couldn't lose focus on her plans for a long and prosperous career."
"... making sure she had a hand in every aspect of the creative process..."
"... and learned a valuable lesson that home is where the music is."
"... and her star continues to rise."
Oh screw it, I should just post the entire script.