Jumping on the band wagon

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Angeline!

1. If you blow out all the candles on Angeline with one breath, your wish will come true.
2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Angeline.
3. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Angeline, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Angeline at least three times a week!
5. Finding Angeline on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Angeline is near.
7. Angeline is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
8. Czar Paul I banished Angeline to Siberia for marching out of step.
9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Angeline.
10. Angeline invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!

That's pretty harsh Paul. But after going through Marching Band I guess I understand.