witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorraging.
just because we've similar interests does not guarantee youre going to like me. my foot in your ass is a good example of that. my delusionary hell does not agree with yours.
Things you need to know before adding me...
→ My parents are divorced.
→ My Mom moved to Australia in 2000.
→ I'm twenty one years old. [ as of may 4th 08 ]
→ I live with my father and his psycho, narcissistic, self absorbed, thinks-she's-a-ghost-hunter girlfriend.
→ I don't have my license.
→ Just because I never graduated High School doesn't mean that I'm dumbed down.
→ My "job" consists of making sure these two idiots that I live with don't blow up my Grandmother's house that we live in while she's away during the spring, summer and fall. I also have to clean up after them.
→ I have a lot of cats.
→ I tend to complain about my house hold.
→ I curse more than the normal person should.
→ I don't sleep very often.
→ I don't watch TV so I probably don't know what the fuck you're talking about half the time.
→ I do believe! I do believe in proper grammar.
→ I'm plus size, so fat jokes can only go so far with me.
→ I'm generally angry at the world.
→ I've known my best friend since the 8th grade and no one will ever replace her.
→ Do not argue with me about music or wrestling. You will not win.
→ I don't believe in completely idiotic people ( IE: Drinkers, smokers, druggies. )
→ All of my neighbors should be shot in the head fifty or sixty times. Except my Great Grandmother. She's funny.
→ I have a Terror Twin.
→ Ace Steel is my adopted Dad.
→ I live in New Hampshire. Never heard of it? A lot of people haven't.
→ I'm a horror and eighties metal guru.
→ Motley Crue is my favorite band.
→ I'm Julie ... who the fuck are you?
run like a motherfucker and don't stop 'til the sun comes up. pardon the french, but there it is. and don't try to hide. we'll find you. don't try to be a hero and fight us. you'll lose. pick out a clear spot ahead of you as far away as possible and run. straight. and don't ever, ever look back. because you wont like what you see. i promise you that.
EDIT MAY 15th 08 → NEWSFLASH... I PROBABLY WONT ADD YOU, SO TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST.
EDIT AUGUST 23rd 08 → If you didn't reply to the summer clean out post, you got removed. Guess it sucks to be you.