Writer's Block: Doh!
Well, I can't really think of anything. Except that one time I was sixteen and looked under a vacuum cleaner when it was on. And the one time I dared myself to swallow more than half of a popsicle, and numbed my mouth so badly I was drooling for a full half an hour in a public bookstore. Oh and when I thought Belize was a country in Argentina. But other than that, I don't really recall anything.
Oh and that one time a four-year-old scolded me because I touched the oven and burned myself right after I told her she would burn herself if she touched the oven.
But nothing other than that.
oh, and, by the way, I FINALLY GOT MY LICENSE YEAH UNH UNH UNH UH HUH UNH YEAH WHAT NOW WHAT
ok so I know I'm a little old to have gotten my license but if I wanted your opinion about it I would post this on a public blog anyone could read. Oh, wait.
I mean I already had the dagger in my glove compartment to disembowel myself with for dishonoring my family if I didn't pass, but in the end I didn't need to use it. I almost presented it to my examiner to show my veneration towards his unending benevolence, but in the end I decided it was not befitting for someone of his rank.
furthermore: this is the first ID photo I've ever gotten where I don't look like a sex offender, so things are LOOKIN' UP
and I know you've all been just dying to hear my opinions on Megan Fox, so let me get on that:
actually no maybe next entry. but I'll tell you, it's real excitin'.
Oh and that one time a four-year-old scolded me because I touched the oven and burned myself right after I told her she would burn herself if she touched the oven.
But nothing other than that.
oh, and, by the way, I FINALLY GOT MY LICENSE YEAH UNH UNH UNH UH HUH UNH YEAH WHAT NOW WHAT
ok so I know I'm a little old to have gotten my license but if I wanted your opinion about it I would post this on a public blog anyone could read. Oh, wait.
I mean I already had the dagger in my glove compartment to disembowel myself with for dishonoring my family if I didn't pass, but in the end I didn't need to use it. I almost presented it to my examiner to show my veneration towards his unending benevolence, but in the end I decided it was not befitting for someone of his rank.
furthermore: this is the first ID photo I've ever gotten where I don't look like a sex offender, so things are LOOKIN' UP
and I know you've all been just dying to hear my opinions on Megan Fox, so let me get on that:
actually no maybe next entry. but I'll tell you, it's real excitin'.