Writer's Block: Smashed
I really hate alarm clocks. That default jarring, blaring, buzzing noise that just keeps repeating. It is truly a horrible way to wake up. Every single time it goes off I wake up tense and annoyed. I sometimes want to sleep with a baseball bat just so I can smash the damn thing when it goes off in the morning, it would be much more satisfying than simply pressing snooze. The trouble is I have nothing against the clock part part in this unholy clock alarm union. Clocks are handy, even necessary and it has a nice radio so why would I want to destroy it? I guess what I really want to smash is something you can't touch. I want to beat the infernal noise that is an alarm into a bloody pulp. Sadly, this can not be done so I settle for maniacal ranting in the middle of the night.