Before I forget
Carol was talking about this one pissy student of hers who after the first day of class came up to her and confided that he was really worried about class and really afraid of math. She sort of reached out to him and said she'd work with him extra, etc. Then the next week he didn't show up. Then he didn't complete some HW assignments. Then he sent an email saying that he'd just won some trip to somewhere and it was during the week his final assignment would be due and what should he do about it. Legs and Bob were both telling her she was being a hardass, and Legs was pretending to be the student and said to Carol "I'm just having a really hard time with the subject" and Carol said "well why didn't you do any of the HW?" and Legs said "I was getting laid" and Carol said "That's no excuse." Legs argued that getting laid instead of doing HW was definitely a good excuse and the kid deserved to pass, and Carol said something like "you never graduated HS, what do you know about doing HW." Both Bob and Legs were defending the kid, and I said "I just saw Ron Jeremey doing some girl up the ass while playing the piano at the same time. So I think he could manage to get laid and type up his HW at the same time," and Carol asked me where I saw this, clearly amused, and Legs started talking about what a great guy Ron Jeremy was. Apparently everyone in Ron's family is a teacher, and Ron didn't go to Woodstock because he was working extra in the Borscht Belt.
I took some pictures of the 50's scrapbook; I wanted to take pictures of The Adults but I felt like it would prove me too much of a sycophant.
Also, we ate nearly all of Bob's cashews. And there were joints being offered around. nuff said.
I took some pictures of the 50's scrapbook; I wanted to take pictures of The Adults but I felt like it would prove me too much of a sycophant.
Also, we ate nearly all of Bob's cashews. And there were joints being offered around. nuff said.