1st Slice [Voice]
--n't work either.
Hmmmmmmm.
Maybe if I press ALL the buttons at once ...
[Horrible beeping noises as Michelangelo does just that.]
Nope, nada.
Man, where's Donnie when you need him?
[The next words are spoken with his mouth pressed up to the comm, in a terrible fake pilot voice.Kssssht! Houston, we have a problem! Mayday, mayday, ( Read more... )
Hmmmmmmm.
Maybe if I press ALL the buttons at once ...
[Horrible beeping noises as Michelangelo does just that.]
Nope, nada.
Man, where's Donnie when you need him?
[The next words are spoken with his mouth pressed up to the comm, in a terrible fake pilot voice.Kssssht! Houston, we have a problem! Mayday, mayday, ( Read more... )
The guy kinda sympathizes with Jean Valjean. Just can't catch a break in life? Yeah. He gets that.
Maaaaaaan, this week has suuuuuucked.]
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Hopping up onto the banisters, he whoops and slides down on his oversized turtle feet, leaping over the midway point and changing directions.]
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Oh CHRIST TURTLE ON THE RAILING!
Herz swears and jumps back into the corner of the nearest landing.]
Fucking HELL, Leo!
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[Person on the stairs! D8
Mikey fumbles, then loses his balance and flips off the banisters, landing in a crouch at the foot of the stairs.]
Sorry dude, I didn't see you there.
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Ninjaing and stuff--
In here?
[Oh yeah, you grill him, Herz. Show him who's boss.]
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Whoa, back up a bit there.]
What'd you call me?
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[Herz pushes up his glasses and runs the nail of his thumb under one eye, effectively flashing his half-empty bottle of Gin to Mikey, and with it, all the proof he needs to come to the conclusion this tall, scarred, pissy man is VERY DRUNK right now.]
The pervy turtle man.
Yeah. Yeah, that's right, I'm still kinda pissed aaabout--about that.
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Oh right ...
Haha yeah, pervy turtle man Leo, that's me!
[Okay this guy might be drunker than half the bums in Central Park, but Mikey NEEDS to know gossip about his brothers on the boat. After all, if Leo and Don have really been here a whole week, they've had plenty of time to build up a reputation.]
... so what'd I do again?
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What?
You forgot?! It's been--what--it's--it's--it's been--what, like
Like
Like a whole week or summfin and you forgot?
[Herz starts advancing on the turtle.]
That's really douchey. You know? That's douchey thing to that's a douchey thing to do to a guy.
You know.
You walk in on me an--like, you kind appologized, but I'm still not cool with it? Yeah. I'm not. Did you know that? Do you care?
[He pokes the turtle on that line dividing that yellow plate thing on his chest down the middle.]
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He stands up straight and lets the green-haired drunk guy prod at him.]
Ohhhhh riiiight, that. Yeah well of course walking in on you and ...
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[...oh wait. Waaaaaaaaaait. The teen squints at the turtle and oh, the wheels are turning. Man, Herz is getting it.
He's got it.
He points at the turtle.]
Yer drunk too, huh? That right?
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[Mikey blinks innocently, then gets a sly look in his eye.]
Oh yeah, I'm like, totally wasted, brah. Do this all the time.
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[Goddamn, he sounds like the tolken surfer dude.]
So yeah. You're an--you're an asshole.
Learn to fucking knock. You cost me my first booty call! My first one, man! Jesus.
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Oh my bad man, I'll totally knock next time you get a booty call.
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[Turtles don't have ears, Herz.]
He's gotta collection, y'know. He's got a fucking collection. And thats, like, that's like my boyfriend, so don't fuck with me.
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[This is amazing. THIS IS AMAZING.]
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