Chandra's a booty head
So I made mac & cheese last night but didn't finish the box off so I put it back (opened) into the cabinet. So five noodles spilled when she opened the cabinet and it fell out. So she sprayed me with the frickin' sink hose! So I got her back even worse...now she says we're not even although I DIDN'T booby trap the noodles! Had I done that it would've exploded, not dropped five! Anyways...it was funny until she got all huffy cuz I soaked her.