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What is WRONG with you people? I do realize this is a curse, but this is going to be SEVERELY ANNOYING, I can feel it.
Not only that, I found a couple cradling a blender of all things like it was a newborn. I SWEAR IF HE'S AFFECTED, I'M KICKING HIM OUT THE DOOR. Or I just might get annoyed enough I'll knock someone out again like Peter.
Oh, god. Nell. I knew she'd be fine.
[OOC; not affected, and will not hesitate to slap you if you annoy her? ALSO. BECAUSE IT CRIES TO ABUSE
VAN HELSING FOR THE SAKE OF CRACK, LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO BE IN ON THIS CURSE WITH HIM. DAHA.]