001 - Video post

[theothersissel]

[The video opens to one sharply dressed man in sunglasses and a red suit, lounging on a white couch with a red rubber ball in his hands. He throws it off screen, and one can hear a thump before it bounces back to him. He looks and sounds like he's incredibly bored.]

...Isn't there anything here to do? One would think there would be something

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[twotimingmutt]

Depends on what you like doin', I guess.

[theothersissel]

[A scoff.] Believe me, if the things which I liked doing were here, I would be doing them right now.

[twotimingmutt]

Guess you're shit outta luck, then. So either you find something else ta do or sit on your ass and do nothing.

[theothersissel]

And that is precisely why I'm asking for ideas. Doing nothing is so terribly boring.

[twotimingmutt]

Tch, what a pain...

You can always train, ya know. Or run around. Go to that one place filled with books. If you hate doin' nothing, then you should try harder to think of something.

[theothersissel]

[He laughs.]

Frankly, I've been doing stuff like that for ten years non-stop. Libraries, running around, training...name it, and I've done it.

That's why I'm looking for something different.

[twotimingmutt]

Doubt you'll find that here. Not unless we get more of those undead mermaids crawlin' around here, anyway.

[theothersissel]

...Undead mermaids?

[What.]

[twotimingmutt]

You obviously heard what I said. No sense in repeatin' it.