Feb 07, 2006 12:30
Two nights ago, I dreamed I was walking with porn goddess Tera Patrick through a yellow stairwell in some type of school building. I can only assume she was leading me to the humpatorium.
Last night I dreamed I was grilling piglets and kittens alive on an outdoor BBQ. They would squirm in my arms before I threw them onto the fire. I also served duck to a table at work and the duck was all intact, just badly burned in the pose of "The Scream."
Strangely, I don't know which dream I enjoyed more . . .