My five
Jimmy was kind enough to force an update out of me, so here you goe: five things that make me weird. (You mean I only get five? There's so many!)
1. I always complete my sentences. If the other party walks off into the other room, closes a door, or just plain dies, I'll continue speaking just on principle. I almost always use perfect grammar when completing a sentence to myself. I also talk to myself. These two could be correlated.
2. I can sit for hours watching Fox News or religious programming, just to see what they'll say next. I am usually quite livid after one of these sessions.
3. I have a reputation at work for being able to sing along to Top 40 radio and change the words to something better. I don't brag about this because I'm not particularly proud of it, but it passes the time at the barrel. Some recent examples include: Fall Out Boy's "Sugar We're Going Down" (A loaded god complex slippin' in puddin') and Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" (Because of you I never played too far from the cyborg) I am in no way proud of this save for the fact that I've made a couple of hot chicks laugh.
4. I got hairy toes.
5. When I get really mad, I slide my vision out of focus. I don't cross my eyes or anything. I just focus past whoever or whatever I'm looking at. This is to say, "Get out of my way, asshole. I'm clearly focusing on what's past you since I'm done with your horseshit." I don't know when I started doing this, but it is usally accompanied by the retracting of my pointer fingers on both hands and a brisk walk away from the scene and through the obstacle.
I now tag Staci, Staci, Bree, and Marites. (Hey there were two Seans tagged in Jimmy's post, so I get to tag two Stacis. Wait a second, tag two Stacis . . .?))
1. I always complete my sentences. If the other party walks off into the other room, closes a door, or just plain dies, I'll continue speaking just on principle. I almost always use perfect grammar when completing a sentence to myself. I also talk to myself. These two could be correlated.
2. I can sit for hours watching Fox News or religious programming, just to see what they'll say next. I am usually quite livid after one of these sessions.
3. I have a reputation at work for being able to sing along to Top 40 radio and change the words to something better. I don't brag about this because I'm not particularly proud of it, but it passes the time at the barrel. Some recent examples include: Fall Out Boy's "Sugar We're Going Down" (A loaded god complex slippin' in puddin') and Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You" (Because of you I never played too far from the cyborg) I am in no way proud of this save for the fact that I've made a couple of hot chicks laugh.
4. I got hairy toes.
5. When I get really mad, I slide my vision out of focus. I don't cross my eyes or anything. I just focus past whoever or whatever I'm looking at. This is to say, "Get out of my way, asshole. I'm clearly focusing on what's past you since I'm done with your horseshit." I don't know when I started doing this, but it is usally accompanied by the retracting of my pointer fingers on both hands and a brisk walk away from the scene and through the obstacle.
I now tag Staci, Staci, Bree, and Marites. (Hey there were two Seans tagged in Jimmy's post, so I get to tag two Stacis. Wait a second, tag two Stacis . . .?))