Three points to consider:
1) Beauty and the Breast
Have you ever seen someone naked and been very unpleasantly surprised on how they actually appeared before you? The ladies will probably answer yes more often than the gentlemen, as gentlemen tend to embrace the "For the love of Christmas, TITS!" philosophy. Whereas I imagine most women do not exactly drop their jaws at the awesome sight of the old meat and two veggies. I mean, it is quite silly looking, dangling and all. Anyway, I had just the opposite happen to me today when, after performing a Google search I -somehow- stumbled across a Tera Patrick website. Mind you, I am a *ahem* fan of her work in the adult film industry, but she was not actually what I was searching for. What I was searching for I'll not say, but the point is there was a picture of her in jeans and a sweater. Ever seen a porn star in jeans and a sweater? It's one of the most depressing things you'll ever see. Everything just looks . . . disproportionate. At best.
2) But they don't even use their feet!
I've recently reimmersed myself in the world of professional soccer. I'm really just trying to see how many sports I can closely follow and still not give a slimey shite about the Superbowl. I don't know what it is about futbol americano, but I can't bring myself to watch it. Most players look like they belong in the army and it seems the time spent actually moving the ball adds up to about 6 minutes per game, give or take. I shall continue to defy American sporting tradition by mentioning football at the proverbial "water cooler" and squinting in bewilderment when my audience reveals that they don't know who Manchester United are.
3) Most of these words are copyrighted.
I had a killerninjaheadache tonight which I believed was on account of cyberhungerzilla, so I ate a big bowl of drmegamacaroni and hypercheeseomotion. I now have a killerninjaheadache and veryverypainfulgaspew.
Have you ever seen someone naked and been very unpleasantly surprised on how they actually appeared before you? The ladies will probably answer yes more often than the gentlemen, as gentlemen tend to embrace the "For the love of Christmas, TITS!" philosophy. Whereas I imagine most women do not exactly drop their jaws at the awesome sight of the old meat and two veggies. I mean, it is quite silly looking, dangling and all. Anyway, I had just the opposite happen to me today when, after performing a Google search I -somehow- stumbled across a Tera Patrick website. Mind you, I am a *ahem* fan of her work in the adult film industry, but she was not actually what I was searching for. What I was searching for I'll not say, but the point is there was a picture of her in jeans and a sweater. Ever seen a porn star in jeans and a sweater? It's one of the most depressing things you'll ever see. Everything just looks . . . disproportionate. At best.
2) But they don't even use their feet!
I've recently reimmersed myself in the world of professional soccer. I'm really just trying to see how many sports I can closely follow and still not give a slimey shite about the Superbowl. I don't know what it is about futbol americano, but I can't bring myself to watch it. Most players look like they belong in the army and it seems the time spent actually moving the ball adds up to about 6 minutes per game, give or take. I shall continue to defy American sporting tradition by mentioning football at the proverbial "water cooler" and squinting in bewilderment when my audience reveals that they don't know who Manchester United are.
3) Most of these words are copyrighted.
I had a killerninjaheadache tonight which I believed was on account of cyberhungerzilla, so I ate a big bowl of drmegamacaroni and hypercheeseomotion. I now have a killerninjaheadache and veryverypainfulgaspew.