Are we having fun yet?
I pick my friends for their wit. I am attracted to humor. I enjoy laughing and making things up and getting hysterical over it. What else is there to do anyhow? Life should not be too serious. I mean I understand the basics- airway-breathing- circulation, but the rest is just there to confuse us. I used to be so bent on maintaining the straight and narrow and stay with in the lines. My God, the friends I had were cabbages and rice. Now I walk crooked on purpose. Its more fun and makes people nervous.Let people wonder and whisper about you.
Use crayons. Pens are boring. Pens are too perfect. Crayons are big and make big lines outside the box. We should sign documents in crayon. Make it a work of art. Make it fun. Piss off the lawyer. Its easy and who cares... Go to work one day in your pajamas. Ask the boss for a raise. Then sit at your desk and play on Facebook. Eat chips and throw paper at the people who are the most busy. Take risks. Make someone laugh, and take the time to laugh with them. Don't let the idot drivers take your place. Throw stale peanuts out of your window at them. Make a sign for the back of your car that says. "Catch me if you can. I have peanuts." Waste time. PIck the seeds out of an apple. Drink water out of a bucket. Drink wine or beer out of a bucket if you like.
Play darts with a porcupine. Eat fast food for a week. Learn how to play the saxophone under water. Be crazy. Take chances, and run with them...
Enjoy!
Use crayons. Pens are boring. Pens are too perfect. Crayons are big and make big lines outside the box. We should sign documents in crayon. Make it a work of art. Make it fun. Piss off the lawyer. Its easy and who cares... Go to work one day in your pajamas. Ask the boss for a raise. Then sit at your desk and play on Facebook. Eat chips and throw paper at the people who are the most busy. Take risks. Make someone laugh, and take the time to laugh with them. Don't let the idot drivers take your place. Throw stale peanuts out of your window at them. Make a sign for the back of your car that says. "Catch me if you can. I have peanuts." Waste time. PIck the seeds out of an apple. Drink water out of a bucket. Drink wine or beer out of a bucket if you like.
Play darts with a porcupine. Eat fast food for a week. Learn how to play the saxophone under water. Be crazy. Take chances, and run with them...
Enjoy!