Why I'm Not Going To See The Last Airbender
The Last Airbender officially hits theaters today. But I will not be going and seeing it.
I will not see this movie, even though the series it was based on, “Avatar: The Last Airbender” is one of my favorite television series ever and it is a series that I recommend wholeheartedly and unabashedly. One important reason why I will not see the movie is ( Read more... )
I will not see this movie, even though the series it was based on, “Avatar: The Last Airbender” is one of my favorite television series ever and it is a series that I recommend wholeheartedly and unabashedly. One important reason why I will not see the movie is ( Read more... )
The ninja girl is Chi-chi.
The corporate assassin white girl with the guns is Bulma.
Jet Li striking a stupid pose is Master Roshi, the old bald guy.
The gray-skinned bald dude, who incidentally is the guy who played Spike on Buffy, is Piccolo.
And, of course, random white kid with too much hair gel is Goku.
Trunks, Krillin, Vegeta, Frieza, Cell, and Buu are played by...surprise, none of them are in the film at all.
The film was directed by Stephen Chow, the celebrated Hong Kong slapstick humorist who did Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle, and yet is completely devoid of humor.
There is nothing about this movie that is not made of fail.
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