Kanjani8 - How Not to Make a Porno - Subaru/Yasu
Title: How Not to Make a Porno
Fandom: Kanjani8
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Subaru/Yasu
Disclaimer: This is a fictional situation.
Notes: I started writing this a loooong time ago for that happygaynewyear anon meme. Better late than never? XD For a prompt having to do with Subaru, Yasu and a video camera. ;D
It's no secret to anyone that Subaru possibly has the largest collection of porn in Osaka. Second only to Ryo (even counting the additional porn collection that resides in Tokyo).
The first time Yasu sees the porn collection (the actual extent of it, not just what Subaru has outside of his bedroom), he's mystified.
"Why do you... need so much porn?" Yasu asks. But soon decides it's not really any of his business. Everyone needs a hobby.
It becomes clear to Yasu, fairly quickly, that it's a hobby Subaru likes to enjoy on his own. The adult shop is the only place Subaru doesn't need Yasu's help. And the one time Yasu did dare to go with him, he saw Subaru giving the video covers looks that Yasu was sure Subaru had never given him. So, Yasu decides to stay out of it.
Until one day when Subaru brings it up to him.
"You want to what?!" Yasu asks, completely scandalized.
"Come on," Subaru purrs. "Let's make our own video~"
"But... we can't!! We're public figures, you know..."
"No one will see it."
"That's what they all say! Then suddenly it's this scandal all over the tabloi--"
Then Subaru is in his lap, suddenly, kissing him (probably so he'll stop protesting), and Yasu gives in eventually, because maybe this means Subaru just wants sex and will give up on the filming idea once he's got it out of his system...
After kissing only a few moments, Subaru pulls away and gives the dirtiest grin Yasu's ever seen.
"You can play it up a little more," Subaru says.
Yasu just stares at him. "What?"
"You know, you can moan a little, maybe throw your head back..."
Yasu looks behind Subaru to see a camera already set up in the corner of the room.
"NO," Yasu says, picturing the headlines and the grainy tabloid pictures covered in mosaics. He's not going to deny that Subaru's turning him on (it's impossible to say no to him when he's so... enthusiastic like this), and it's not like he can hide his erection when Subaru undoes his belt and wraps a firm hand around it. He's more than happy to oblige Subaru there, but then he notices the camera light is blinking.
"Where did you get that camera from? You don't have a camera..."
Subaru shrugs. "Borrowed it from Ryo-chan."
"Then definitely no. I don't want him to see it!"
"He won't!"
"Not that it will matter! Everyone will see it when you show them all at the next birthday party!"
"I wouldn't show them!" Subaru says. "Not without a price, anyway..."
Yasu sighs loudly.
"I'm kidding!" Subaru says. "Don't you want to try just a little...?"
Subaru traces a line down Yasu's neck with his tongue and Yasu shivers. He strokes Yasu gently, then a little harder, while kissing just next to his ear, and without even really meaning to, Yasu moans.
"See?" Subaru says. "You're getting the hang of it already."
Subaru turns Yasu's shoulders, obviously positioning him for the camera, and Yasu (hoping he hasn't just made the worst decision of his life) gets to work on Subaru's belt.
"I'm gonna suck you off, so you better make a good show of it, okay?" Subaru says, then he turns and licks his lips a little over enthusiastically for the camera.
Yasu lifts an eyebrow. "Do you really have to do it that way?"
"Have you ever watched porn?" Subaru asks, sinking to his knees in front of Yasu and spreading his thighs apart.
What follows is... possibly the best blowjob Subaru's ever given him, and Yasu can't get the blinking camera light out of the corner of his eye. If he really thinks about it, he's a little offended that Subaru doesn't usually seem this into him, like he can only get this excited when he's putting on a show. But, Yasu's sure he shouldn't be overthinking Subaru's reasons. If it's exciting for him, that should be enough for Yasu, right?
Subaru takes Yasu's dick in his hand and rolls his tongue around the head, giving a throaty moan while doing so. Then he teases only a little before taking Yasu all the way, inch by inch. He digs his fingers into Yasu's hips and slides his lips back up again, rolling his tongue again and giving Yasu a smirk. It's the way he does it so deliberately, the way he's moaning with his lips around Yasu's cock and the way it seems like he's trying to draw the same theatrical reactions out of Yasu. Before he can even think too much about it, Yasu's holding onto Subaru's hair, and sighing breathily into the air. Maybe it is a little fun to just completely let go like this. He lets Subaru suck him eagerly while he reacts without holding back...
To his dismay, Subaru stops abruptly.
"Well now you're just overdoing it, aren't you?" Subaru says.
"What?!"
"There's a fine line with porn. You don't want to look like you're trying too hard..."
"But--"
"Do you want to switch places? I can show you how it's done..."
"P-please...!" Yasu blurts out, "Please don't stop."
Whatever it is, whatever the reason, he's more than turned on by Subaru's theatrics. He supposes it shouldn't come as any big surprise, as every time Subaru gets a little carried away with his dancing on stage, Yasu only hopes there is enough time to disappear into the dressing room together. This kind of thing is just a part of who Subaru is, but Yasu's never had it all focused on him like this, and never realized how unbearably sexy it could be. Yasu suddenly feels like they've opened a new door together... and he's sure Subaru will make fun of him for wanting more, but even more sure that Subaru will be happy to do it.
"Please," Yasu repeats, desperately.
Subaru looks up at him, swallowing hard, and suddenly Yasu can't see the blinking camera light out of the corner of his eye. All he can see is Subaru, watching him carefully, then wetting his lips again and craning his neck to take Yasu into his mouth again, not taking his eyes off of Yasu the whole time.
Yasu threads his fingers in Subaru's hair, then Subaru's sucking more slowly, but a little more eagerly. It seems, for a moment, that Subaru's trying to take it slow and draw it out, but this is quickly abandoned, as Subaru is never good at those kinds of things. Not that Yasu minds when Subaru grips Yasu's cock in his hand, stroking roughly at the base while working his tongue.
The camera is still blinking, and Yasu remembers it just in time to be nervous again. Maybe it's noticeable, because Subaru becomes more gentle, running his hands down Yasu's thighs, slow motions with his tongue. Just seeing Subaru like this, it's hard for Yasu to hold back. Subaru has his eyes closed and his mouth is so hot and inviting, when he comes to the tip and flicks his tongue a little, it's too much for Yasu to take.
"It's okay," Subaru breathes. He holds Yasu's dick just apart from his lips and strokes as quickly as Yasu is panting. Subaru is obviously positioning them for the camera again, but now it does nothing but turn Yasu on more. It's not the thought of putting on a show, but the fact that Subaru wants to see it. It makes Yasu feel sexy. Maybe Subaru wants this for those stretches of time when they're working too much to see each other properly. Yasu's going to beg him to delete it, of course, but he wonders if he wouldn't want a copy of it, too. Subaru, on his knees in front of him, is just too hot. What if he could watch it again and again. He comes on Subaru's mouth, on his lips, and Subaru licks them, naughtily.
Yasu breathes hard, chest heaving up and down, and suddenly feels cold when Subaru moves from between his thighs to sitting next to him on the couch. He's satisfied, but Subaru isn't.
"What about you?" Yasu asks, still breathless. "Do you want me to do the same? Or do you want to fuck me?" He's ready for anything, with this strange willingness to do anything Subaru wants him to do.
"I want to watch it..."
Yasu hits him. "You're a pervert, you know!"
"Hey, I'm not the one so easily talked into doing porn!"
Yasu sputters, and Subaru, snickering, takes the opportunity to roll the tape. Watching the video together is a little strange, at first, and Subaru laughs at him for being such an obvious "amateur", but there is something deeply satisfying about the way Subaru watches it. He's got that same look in his eyes as he does when he's just gotten a new batch of videos, only his intensity now is unmatched. It's only a few minutes before he's got Yasu on his back, and that, for Yasu, is the most satisfying part.
---
Due to the marvels of modern technology, Ryo recovers a file saved on his video camera. He sits in the corner of the dressing room and looks at the date on the file. I don't remember this... he thinks to himself. What did he record a couple of months ago? He shrugs, and opens it. Maybe it's from his trip to Hawaii, or maybe it was one of those pleasant surprises that he'd forgotten was saved to memory. It only takes a few seconds to realize what's going on, then he shuts it off, abruptly.
"Wait, wait!" Yoko shouts. "What was that?!"
Ryo stares at him for a moment, frightened. "...It was nothing!"
Yasu looks from Ryo's video camera to Yoko to Subaru, turning previously unknown shades of red with every glance.
"Subaru... borrowed my camera," Ryo mumbles. Yasu's already given it away with his exasperation. Subaru isn't bothered at all.
"You should really be careful with that kind of thing!" Maru warns, while Yasu sighs. Thankfully, Hina hits everyone for him. Yoko twice.
"It's not like we haven't all walked in on it before..." Ohkura says. Ryo snickers, then quickly regrets his entire existence when Subaru suggests that next time they need a live cameraman.
"Maybe a director!"
Hina hits him a second time.
Ryo resolves never to speak again. But, he finds himself considering for a moment when Subaru actually sets a date for filming. Even more when Yasu - maybe it's his imagination? - doesn't seem completely opposed to it. He's not trying desperately to quiet Subaru, at any rate. Not that that ever works.
"Wait, I know!" Yoko says. "Yasu can be the housewife, and Dokkun the young pool boy~"
"We talked about making a movie together, but somehow I don't think this is what management had in mind..." Maru says, failing at trying not to smile.
"Two minutes!" the director shouts. The real, actual legitimate TV director who suddenly makes Ryo suspicious. Does he have some kind of side job none of them would ever know about?
They shuffle out to the studio, but not before Ryo puts his camera away, zipping it up tight in his bag like it's a precious stone.
Yasu comes out of nowhere. "I'm sorry," he says. "That we... that you..."
Smiling awkwardly, Ryo walks a little faster.
"But, Shibuyan's idea..."
Ryo comes on the set coughing and sputtering and Hina hits Maru with his folder just because he's the closest.
They face the camera.
"Three, two, one...!"
Fandom: Kanjani8
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Subaru/Yasu
Disclaimer: This is a fictional situation.
Notes: I started writing this a loooong time ago for that happygaynewyear anon meme. Better late than never? XD For a prompt having to do with Subaru, Yasu and a video camera. ;D
It's no secret to anyone that Subaru possibly has the largest collection of porn in Osaka. Second only to Ryo (even counting the additional porn collection that resides in Tokyo).
The first time Yasu sees the porn collection (the actual extent of it, not just what Subaru has outside of his bedroom), he's mystified.
"Why do you... need so much porn?" Yasu asks. But soon decides it's not really any of his business. Everyone needs a hobby.
It becomes clear to Yasu, fairly quickly, that it's a hobby Subaru likes to enjoy on his own. The adult shop is the only place Subaru doesn't need Yasu's help. And the one time Yasu did dare to go with him, he saw Subaru giving the video covers looks that Yasu was sure Subaru had never given him. So, Yasu decides to stay out of it.
Until one day when Subaru brings it up to him.
"You want to what?!" Yasu asks, completely scandalized.
"Come on," Subaru purrs. "Let's make our own video~"
"But... we can't!! We're public figures, you know..."
"No one will see it."
"That's what they all say! Then suddenly it's this scandal all over the tabloi--"
Then Subaru is in his lap, suddenly, kissing him (probably so he'll stop protesting), and Yasu gives in eventually, because maybe this means Subaru just wants sex and will give up on the filming idea once he's got it out of his system...
After kissing only a few moments, Subaru pulls away and gives the dirtiest grin Yasu's ever seen.
"You can play it up a little more," Subaru says.
Yasu just stares at him. "What?"
"You know, you can moan a little, maybe throw your head back..."
Yasu looks behind Subaru to see a camera already set up in the corner of the room.
"NO," Yasu says, picturing the headlines and the grainy tabloid pictures covered in mosaics. He's not going to deny that Subaru's turning him on (it's impossible to say no to him when he's so... enthusiastic like this), and it's not like he can hide his erection when Subaru undoes his belt and wraps a firm hand around it. He's more than happy to oblige Subaru there, but then he notices the camera light is blinking.
"Where did you get that camera from? You don't have a camera..."
Subaru shrugs. "Borrowed it from Ryo-chan."
"Then definitely no. I don't want him to see it!"
"He won't!"
"Not that it will matter! Everyone will see it when you show them all at the next birthday party!"
"I wouldn't show them!" Subaru says. "Not without a price, anyway..."
Yasu sighs loudly.
"I'm kidding!" Subaru says. "Don't you want to try just a little...?"
Subaru traces a line down Yasu's neck with his tongue and Yasu shivers. He strokes Yasu gently, then a little harder, while kissing just next to his ear, and without even really meaning to, Yasu moans.
"See?" Subaru says. "You're getting the hang of it already."
Subaru turns Yasu's shoulders, obviously positioning him for the camera, and Yasu (hoping he hasn't just made the worst decision of his life) gets to work on Subaru's belt.
"I'm gonna suck you off, so you better make a good show of it, okay?" Subaru says, then he turns and licks his lips a little over enthusiastically for the camera.
Yasu lifts an eyebrow. "Do you really have to do it that way?"
"Have you ever watched porn?" Subaru asks, sinking to his knees in front of Yasu and spreading his thighs apart.
What follows is... possibly the best blowjob Subaru's ever given him, and Yasu can't get the blinking camera light out of the corner of his eye. If he really thinks about it, he's a little offended that Subaru doesn't usually seem this into him, like he can only get this excited when he's putting on a show. But, Yasu's sure he shouldn't be overthinking Subaru's reasons. If it's exciting for him, that should be enough for Yasu, right?
Subaru takes Yasu's dick in his hand and rolls his tongue around the head, giving a throaty moan while doing so. Then he teases only a little before taking Yasu all the way, inch by inch. He digs his fingers into Yasu's hips and slides his lips back up again, rolling his tongue again and giving Yasu a smirk. It's the way he does it so deliberately, the way he's moaning with his lips around Yasu's cock and the way it seems like he's trying to draw the same theatrical reactions out of Yasu. Before he can even think too much about it, Yasu's holding onto Subaru's hair, and sighing breathily into the air. Maybe it is a little fun to just completely let go like this. He lets Subaru suck him eagerly while he reacts without holding back...
To his dismay, Subaru stops abruptly.
"Well now you're just overdoing it, aren't you?" Subaru says.
"What?!"
"There's a fine line with porn. You don't want to look like you're trying too hard..."
"But--"
"Do you want to switch places? I can show you how it's done..."
"P-please...!" Yasu blurts out, "Please don't stop."
Whatever it is, whatever the reason, he's more than turned on by Subaru's theatrics. He supposes it shouldn't come as any big surprise, as every time Subaru gets a little carried away with his dancing on stage, Yasu only hopes there is enough time to disappear into the dressing room together. This kind of thing is just a part of who Subaru is, but Yasu's never had it all focused on him like this, and never realized how unbearably sexy it could be. Yasu suddenly feels like they've opened a new door together... and he's sure Subaru will make fun of him for wanting more, but even more sure that Subaru will be happy to do it.
"Please," Yasu repeats, desperately.
Subaru looks up at him, swallowing hard, and suddenly Yasu can't see the blinking camera light out of the corner of his eye. All he can see is Subaru, watching him carefully, then wetting his lips again and craning his neck to take Yasu into his mouth again, not taking his eyes off of Yasu the whole time.
Yasu threads his fingers in Subaru's hair, then Subaru's sucking more slowly, but a little more eagerly. It seems, for a moment, that Subaru's trying to take it slow and draw it out, but this is quickly abandoned, as Subaru is never good at those kinds of things. Not that Yasu minds when Subaru grips Yasu's cock in his hand, stroking roughly at the base while working his tongue.
The camera is still blinking, and Yasu remembers it just in time to be nervous again. Maybe it's noticeable, because Subaru becomes more gentle, running his hands down Yasu's thighs, slow motions with his tongue. Just seeing Subaru like this, it's hard for Yasu to hold back. Subaru has his eyes closed and his mouth is so hot and inviting, when he comes to the tip and flicks his tongue a little, it's too much for Yasu to take.
"It's okay," Subaru breathes. He holds Yasu's dick just apart from his lips and strokes as quickly as Yasu is panting. Subaru is obviously positioning them for the camera again, but now it does nothing but turn Yasu on more. It's not the thought of putting on a show, but the fact that Subaru wants to see it. It makes Yasu feel sexy. Maybe Subaru wants this for those stretches of time when they're working too much to see each other properly. Yasu's going to beg him to delete it, of course, but he wonders if he wouldn't want a copy of it, too. Subaru, on his knees in front of him, is just too hot. What if he could watch it again and again. He comes on Subaru's mouth, on his lips, and Subaru licks them, naughtily.
Yasu breathes hard, chest heaving up and down, and suddenly feels cold when Subaru moves from between his thighs to sitting next to him on the couch. He's satisfied, but Subaru isn't.
"What about you?" Yasu asks, still breathless. "Do you want me to do the same? Or do you want to fuck me?" He's ready for anything, with this strange willingness to do anything Subaru wants him to do.
"I want to watch it..."
Yasu hits him. "You're a pervert, you know!"
"Hey, I'm not the one so easily talked into doing porn!"
Yasu sputters, and Subaru, snickering, takes the opportunity to roll the tape. Watching the video together is a little strange, at first, and Subaru laughs at him for being such an obvious "amateur", but there is something deeply satisfying about the way Subaru watches it. He's got that same look in his eyes as he does when he's just gotten a new batch of videos, only his intensity now is unmatched. It's only a few minutes before he's got Yasu on his back, and that, for Yasu, is the most satisfying part.
---
Due to the marvels of modern technology, Ryo recovers a file saved on his video camera. He sits in the corner of the dressing room and looks at the date on the file. I don't remember this... he thinks to himself. What did he record a couple of months ago? He shrugs, and opens it. Maybe it's from his trip to Hawaii, or maybe it was one of those pleasant surprises that he'd forgotten was saved to memory. It only takes a few seconds to realize what's going on, then he shuts it off, abruptly.
"Wait, wait!" Yoko shouts. "What was that?!"
Ryo stares at him for a moment, frightened. "...It was nothing!"
Yasu looks from Ryo's video camera to Yoko to Subaru, turning previously unknown shades of red with every glance.
"Subaru... borrowed my camera," Ryo mumbles. Yasu's already given it away with his exasperation. Subaru isn't bothered at all.
"You should really be careful with that kind of thing!" Maru warns, while Yasu sighs. Thankfully, Hina hits everyone for him. Yoko twice.
"It's not like we haven't all walked in on it before..." Ohkura says. Ryo snickers, then quickly regrets his entire existence when Subaru suggests that next time they need a live cameraman.
"Maybe a director!"
Hina hits him a second time.
Ryo resolves never to speak again. But, he finds himself considering for a moment when Subaru actually sets a date for filming. Even more when Yasu - maybe it's his imagination? - doesn't seem completely opposed to it. He's not trying desperately to quiet Subaru, at any rate. Not that that ever works.
"Wait, I know!" Yoko says. "Yasu can be the housewife, and Dokkun the young pool boy~"
"We talked about making a movie together, but somehow I don't think this is what management had in mind..." Maru says, failing at trying not to smile.
"Two minutes!" the director shouts. The real, actual legitimate TV director who suddenly makes Ryo suspicious. Does he have some kind of side job none of them would ever know about?
They shuffle out to the studio, but not before Ryo puts his camera away, zipping it up tight in his bag like it's a precious stone.
Yasu comes out of nowhere. "I'm sorry," he says. "That we... that you..."
Smiling awkwardly, Ryo walks a little faster.
"But, Shibuyan's idea..."
Ryo comes on the set coughing and sputtering and Hina hits Maru with his folder just because he's the closest.
They face the camera.
"Three, two, one...!"