Short story.

[theorygirl]

I was cashiering today, and while I was ringing up one lady, her friend kept cracking up. It took me a minute to figure it out, but it was because a mom on the next register over kept reprimanding her little daughter, who happened to have the same name as my customer. I even laughed a little when the mom said, "That would be naughty of you, Megan," (which is what she said, seriously). I think the lady was amused, and the friend definitely was.
That was probably the most interesting thing that happened today, though.