In which Spider-Man continues to endear me by being a doofus

Aug 07, 2011 15:24

I am quoting Spider-Man again. But perhaps if I do it enough the people who write Spider-Man films will realise what his characterisation is supposed to be like? (PLS CHARACTERISE HIM CORRECTLY, FILM PEOPLE. KTHNX.)

Context: Steve Rogers (who is now in charge of US national security), and discovers that some of the heroes he's appointed to the US's premier super hero team are part of a secret security organisation he was not aware of (despite the fact he is now ostensibly in charge of that organisation). He is pretty angry.

Steve Rogers: Anybody else here an agent of a clandestine specialized covert operation and forgot to bring it up?
Spider-Man: I'm a level 27 rogue on World of Warcraft. Does that count?

In conclusion: SPIDER-MAN SHOULD ALWAYS TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ALL SITUATIONS. ESPESH IF HE'S GOING TO DO IT BY BEING A GEEK. <333

*is endeared*

spider-man does it for the lulz, yes i am aware no one cares, comics, marvel comics

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