SPN 6x04 reaction post
Before I write my reaction, I am going to leave this here. Last week I wanted some Sam/Sam fic, and then I came across this ficlet writing mad-lib thing and then I had NO CHOICE.
The Hot Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. original!Sam strode along the path, making for Intense Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Cool Knife, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Chest.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his calm jacket just in time to face the lusty man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck intently, and original!Sam barely raised his jacket to meet the attack. They fought long and sexily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, original!Sam found himself forced to one knee, the man's jacket pressed to his smoky arm. "I am duplicate!Sam of Intense Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Cool Knife. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a horse."
But original!Sam had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his jacket with a twist, overpowered duplicate!Sam and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" original!Sam said, looking down upon him.
duplicate!Sam's achingly hard cock shimmered like a soft breeze blowing over a mountain lake. "I have underestimated you, original!Sam. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
original!Sam's desire was enflamed. His arm throbbed and all his thoughts were to suck duplicate!Sam like a pixie. original!Sam caressed duplicate!Sam's angry achingly hard cock and he responded. They came together slowly, and their joining was as dominant as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet clock!" original!Sam groaned and fucked duplicate!Sam as angrily as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," original!Sam said. "That's where I put the Cool Knife for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed hurriedly on the grass, forgetful of all but their smouldering love. "We will stay together forever," duplicate!Sam said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Chest never got the Cool Knife and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
THE END
Right, now that you have all basked in the glory of that, HERE IS AN ACTUAL EPISODE REACTION:
I FEAR THAT MANY OF YOU MAY HAVE BEEN MISLEAD BY HOW CERTAIN EVENTS INVOLVING SAM AND DEAN WERE PORTRAYED IN THIS EPISODE (IT'S EASY TO MISS THINGS LIKE THIS WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING AN OUTSIDER-POV EPISODE), SO I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY SOMETHING JUST IN CASE ANY OF YOU MISSED IT FIRST TIME AROUND:
SAM IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES.
WHEN HE WAS ALL "DEAN GOT THROUGH THE FLIGHT CLINGING TO PUKE BAGS WITH WHITE KNUCKLES", HE WAS JUST PRESERVING DEAN'S DIGNITY.
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WAS THAT DEAN MADE SAM HUG HIM FOR THE ENTIRE NINE HOURS, AND HE CLUNG WITH WHITE KNUCKLES TO SAM'S SHIRT WHILE SAM HUMMED HIM METALLICA.
IF YOU READ BETWEEN THE LINES IT IS OBVIOUSLY CANON.
Other things:
The Hot Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. original!Sam strode along the path, making for Intense Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Cool Knife, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Chest.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his calm jacket just in time to face the lusty man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck intently, and original!Sam barely raised his jacket to meet the attack. They fought long and sexily until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, original!Sam found himself forced to one knee, the man's jacket pressed to his smoky arm. "I am duplicate!Sam of Intense Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Cool Knife. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on a horse."
But original!Sam had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his jacket with a twist, overpowered duplicate!Sam and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" original!Sam said, looking down upon him.
duplicate!Sam's achingly hard cock shimmered like a soft breeze blowing over a mountain lake. "I have underestimated you, original!Sam. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
original!Sam's desire was enflamed. His arm throbbed and all his thoughts were to suck duplicate!Sam like a pixie. original!Sam caressed duplicate!Sam's angry achingly hard cock and he responded. They came together slowly, and their joining was as dominant as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet clock!" original!Sam groaned and fucked duplicate!Sam as angrily as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," original!Sam said. "That's where I put the Cool Knife for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed hurriedly on the grass, forgetful of all but their smouldering love. "We will stay together forever," duplicate!Sam said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Chest never got the Cool Knife and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
THE END
Right, now that you have all basked in the glory of that, HERE IS AN ACTUAL EPISODE REACTION:
I FEAR THAT MANY OF YOU MAY HAVE BEEN MISLEAD BY HOW CERTAIN EVENTS INVOLVING SAM AND DEAN WERE PORTRAYED IN THIS EPISODE (IT'S EASY TO MISS THINGS LIKE THIS WHEN YOU'RE WATCHING AN OUTSIDER-POV EPISODE), SO I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY SOMETHING JUST IN CASE ANY OF YOU MISSED IT FIRST TIME AROUND:
SAM IS A LYING LIAR WHO LIES.
WHEN HE WAS ALL "DEAN GOT THROUGH THE FLIGHT CLINGING TO PUKE BAGS WITH WHITE KNUCKLES", HE WAS JUST PRESERVING DEAN'S DIGNITY.
WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED WAS THAT DEAN MADE SAM HUG HIM FOR THE ENTIRE NINE HOURS, AND HE CLUNG WITH WHITE KNUCKLES TO SAM'S SHIRT WHILE SAM HUMMED HIM METALLICA.
IF YOU READ BETWEEN THE LINES IT IS OBVIOUSLY CANON.
Other things:
- I was thinking I wouldn't be that into a Bobby episode, as soon as I realised that that's what this was, but I actually enjoyed it THOROUGHLY. I guess when Bobby annoys me it's when he's all ~Deus Ex Machina~ out of nowhere, but in this episode we got to see him actually work his butt off the entire time to make it happen. WHICH WAS SURPRISINGLY LOLARIOUS.
- OMG RUFUS. So glorious! HE AND BOBBY ARE THE BEST TEAM OF SECRET BFFS EVER. MOAR.
- Awww. Bobby and his neighbour's fail!romance was SURPRISINGLY ADORABLE.
- HELLO CROWLEY I THINK YOU ARE MAYBE MY FAVOURITE VILLAIN EVER. :DDDDDDD
- Ruby doesn't count as a villain because I am always on Ruby's side.
- WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN SAM?
- Yay, cool sheriff came back! I like her! Moar recurring law enforcement, pls. :3
- BOYS! IN! SCOTLANDDD! They came to the UK OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG x FOREVER. Dean was totally unwilling to get back on a plane again so soon after the last trauma, so they spent some time travelling around the UK fighting our ghosts before they actually got around to getting back home. THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE TRUE TO ME.
- Actually, as soon as Sam and Dean were like "We'll help any way we can" I was like "SEND THEM TO SCOTLAND!!!!!!! 8DDDDDDD!!!!!!!" but then I was like "No, don't be silly, they've already found a way to get the ring, no one is needed in Scotland. Plus, it's not like Dean would be okay with the plane journey." But then! BEST EVER.
- I like that they actually did pull such a crazy stunt for Bobby, though. Paying him back a little = well done. (Ha, Bobby was SO RIGHT in his Bitching The Boys Out phone call. Also: IT WAS ADORABLE AND LOLARIOUS.)
- RUFUS (I just felt that needed saying again)
- CROWLEY CALLED SAM MOOSE. I pretty much just loved everything about that little exchange. Sam honours his deals! Crowley doesn't need Sam to fight his battles for him, moose! Get bent. xDDD <333
- CONCLUSION: FUCK YEAH, THIS EPISODE