Is it next week yet? No? How about now? Now? Now? Is it next week........ now? OH MY GOD, HURRRRY UPPPPPPP. *flails and dies*
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
NO I WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THAT. OMG.
...OMG.
I LOVED IT SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH.
HOLY SHIT, BOYS! BOYS!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
I DIED. FROM WANTING TO GIVE SAM A HUG AND TAKE AWAY ALL HIS EMO AND MAYBE GIVE HIM ALL OF MY NOT-EMO IN HOPES THAT THAT WOULD MAKE IT JUST A LITTLE WEE BIT BETTER.
HIS BRAIN. D: OH SAMMICH. YOU JUST WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND YOU'RE SO SCARED AND DETERMINED AND DOUBTFUL AND HURTING AND DGHTJKUKYRUKRYUJKYRJTEHRNSGRDSHN!!!!FGF!!!!!
HE JUST WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD AND HAVE DEAN LOVE HIM!
AND DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAN! DEAN LOVES HIM. DEAN LOVES HIM SO FUCKING MUCH IT HURTS AND HE JUST WANTS TO PROTECT HIM AND KEEP HIM SAFE BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROTECT SAM FROM HIMSELF BUT HE STILL LOVES HIM SO MUCH. OH DEAN.
AND THEY BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH THAT WHEN THEY SAY EXACTLY THE WRONG THINGS TO EACH OTHER IT BREAKS THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE COULD.
OH GOD KRIPKE, IF YOU DON'T FIX THEM IN SEASON FIVE I WILL PERSONALLY COME AND DESTROY YOU. (I JUST TYPOED 'SEASON' AS 'DEANSON'; I AM LOLING SO HARD I AM ALMOST CRYING, BUT THE 'ALMOST CRYING' PART MIGHT NOT BE 100% DOWN TO THE TYPO.)
oh god.
BEST.
Also: I LOVED RUBY. I mean, no, obviously I didn't love her, because she is EVIL, and MANIPULATIVE and she is BREAKING APART MY BOOOOOOOOYS, but I loved her in the 'love to hate her' way. Except I don't actually hate her. I just love her. OKAY, MAYBE I LOVE HER IN THE 'I LOVE IT WHEN YOU HURT ME' WAY. RUBY. GOD. STOP IT. EXCEPT CARRY ON, BECAUSE I LOVE THIS. OH GOD. HOW MUCH DID SAM AND DEAN LOOOOOOVE EACH OTHER THIS EPISODE? EVEN WHILE THEY HATED EACH OTHER BEST OF ALL. RUBY, I LOVE YOU, YOU BRING THE MASOCHISTIC WINCHESTER LOVE TO THE YARD. AND YOU'RE FUCKING SEXY.
OMG.
ALSO: COLIN FORD.
(OBVIOUSLY THAT DOES NOT REQUIRE MORE EXPLANATION. I WILL ALLOW YOU TO DRAW THE RAINBOWS AND HEARTS AND SPARKLES AROUND HIS NAME FOR YOURSELF, IN YOUR HEAD.)
Also, oh Sam. THIS MAKES UP FOR ANY TIME I HAVE FELT THAT WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH INSIGHT INTO YOUR CRAZY MESSED UP BRAIN IN THIS ENTIRE SEASON.
UGH. I LOVE THIS SHOW FOR A REASON.
Also, Castiel, I do not know what you are up to, but I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU. If I find out you have been putting the fate of the world before the Winchester Brothers' happiness, I will make NOT BEST PLEASED face at you! NOT BEST PLEASED FACE! TRUST ME, THE WRATH OF HEAVEN IS NOT WORSE THAN THE WRATH OF FANGIRLS.
DEAN PLEDGED ALLEGIANCE TO HEAVEN TO PROTECT SAM, IF YOU LET SAM COME TO HARM, CASTIEL, I SWEAR TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN GOD, I WILL DO SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT. WATCH DEAN SLOWLY KILL YOU. OR SOMETHING.
omg
P.S. LILITH EATS BABIES. LOLOLOL.
...it has to be next week by now doesn't it? CAN'T SOMEONE PUT ME IN A STASIS POD UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE?
BTW: CAAAAAPSLOCK under the cut. If you dislike seeing that poor button mistreated, this post may be triggering. CAPSLOCK ABUSE ALL OVER THE PLACE.