In which I ship Dexter with everyone
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GDI THIS SEASON IS JUST KILLING ME
I didn't feel this episode was that Dexter/Deb-y, which was a little sad, but they did PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH NOSTALGIC DEXTER/LUMEN FEELS. "I just know." dfhjak I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
I try not to be a crazy shipper, but I was actually kind of disappointed in Deb for ~not respecting their lurve~. I'M SORRY DEB. I KNOW YOU HAVE WAY MORE REASON TO BE BETRAYED ON RITA'S BEHALF THAN YOU DO TO CARE ABOUT THE DEEP AND TRUTHY BOND OF DEXTER AND LUMEN. But still. THEY WERE PERFECT. "Don't be sorry, your darkness is gone. I'll carry it for you. Always... I'll keep it with mine." WAILS FOREVER. Why can't Deb feel the same way about them now as she did the one time she let them go??? ;______;
Mostly I am just really glad Lumen got mentioned, though. I was kind of waiting for it, in the same way that I'm kind of waiting for Deb to ask how Doakes died at some point. (Seriously. How has she not asked yet? *shakes fist at writers*) And, TBH, I'd feel way more in agreement with Deb judging Dexter for Lila than judging Dexter for Lumen.
Also fuck I am totally shipping Dexter/Hannah. HE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE WHO CAN APPRECIATE HIM FOR HIS SERIAL KILLING, OKAY. ;__; Although I am under no illusions that this will end well. This is going to end horribly badly. Haha, oh Dex. Always shooting yourself in the foot. EVERYTHING WILL GO HORRIBLY WRONG. But I will get to ship you in the mean time, so I DON'T CAAAAARE.
Although I do wish you would stop lying to Deb. Just. STOP LYING TO DEB. STOP LYING TO DEB. STOP.
Also, I was totally interpreting "My life is really fucking complicated." as "Finding out my brother is a serial killer hasn't stopped me from being in love with him nearly as much as I would like."
BRB, ROLLING AROUND IN DEXTER/LUMEN, DEXTER/DEB AND DEXTER/HANNAH FEELS.
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GDI THIS SEASON IS JUST KILLING ME
I didn't feel this episode was that Dexter/Deb-y, which was a little sad, but they did PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH NOSTALGIC DEXTER/LUMEN FEELS. "I just know." dfhjak I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T
I try not to be a crazy shipper, but I was actually kind of disappointed in Deb for ~not respecting their lurve~. I'M SORRY DEB. I KNOW YOU HAVE WAY MORE REASON TO BE BETRAYED ON RITA'S BEHALF THAN YOU DO TO CARE ABOUT THE DEEP AND TRUTHY BOND OF DEXTER AND LUMEN. But still. THEY WERE PERFECT. "Don't be sorry, your darkness is gone. I'll carry it for you. Always... I'll keep it with mine." WAILS FOREVER. Why can't Deb feel the same way about them now as she did the one time she let them go??? ;______;
Mostly I am just really glad Lumen got mentioned, though. I was kind of waiting for it, in the same way that I'm kind of waiting for Deb to ask how Doakes died at some point. (Seriously. How has she not asked yet? *shakes fist at writers*) And, TBH, I'd feel way more in agreement with Deb judging Dexter for Lila than judging Dexter for Lumen.
Also fuck I am totally shipping Dexter/Hannah. HE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE WHO CAN APPRECIATE HIM FOR HIS SERIAL KILLING, OKAY. ;__; Although I am under no illusions that this will end well. This is going to end horribly badly. Haha, oh Dex. Always shooting yourself in the foot. EVERYTHING WILL GO HORRIBLY WRONG. But I will get to ship you in the mean time, so I DON'T CAAAAARE.
Although I do wish you would stop lying to Deb. Just. STOP LYING TO DEB. STOP LYING TO DEB. STOP.
Also, I was totally interpreting "My life is really fucking complicated." as "Finding out my brother is a serial killer hasn't stopped me from being in love with him nearly as much as I would like."
BRB, ROLLING AROUND IN DEXTER/LUMEN, DEXTER/DEB AND DEXTER/HANNAH FEELS.