[Video flicks on to a SERIOUS looking Tomo, squinting at the camera. How serious does she look? Deadly Serious. She is even wearing a slightly blood-spattered Sheriff uniform she stole from one of the dead zombies. Which was totally okay because he was dead and she is pretty sure zombies aren't real people and don't have rights. Otherwise it would be creepy.]
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION! I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! AND I'M THE POLICE SO YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN! IT'S THE LAW I JUST PUT INTO PLAY RIGHT NOW. I'll work of the other ones later. We can put them to a vote.
[Ahem.]
Recently, I've noticed that people have been going missing. Now I don't have a list yet, but I will. Oh, I will. And you're all gonna help me with it. Right now, though, I'm looking for someone in particular. Her name is Terezi, and she's my deputy. She looks like this.
[And at that, she shows off
this horrible picture. Where did she get the supplies to make it? It's a mystery!]
And if anyone else has someone missing that they want me to look for, feel free to give me a call. Or a beep. Or whatever these things do.