002 ;; video [ + action, if you want ]

[zombiefree]

Hah! Maybe that guy was right, these things kinda are fun to kill. I think that's just cause they're so creepy, though. Like I'm actually doing this weird little world we're in a favor, not just killing things to try and avoid becoming one. [Not like at home where you had to accept the fact that the zombies weren't undead demons of the night, but

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[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Oh, thanks for the warning, miss, I've just woken up and my expression is always rather vacant in the mornings. Remind me to avoid you.

Are you saying you're some sort of expert at this?

[voice]

[zombiefree]

I wasn't kidding around when I was talking about how empty my world is. [There's two more gun shots.] These things are the reason why.

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

[...oh. He considers that a moment.]

Eurgh, what a lovely world. Are they always so determined to sell things, or is that a particular defect of this place?

[voice]

[zombiefree]

Hey, judgy, it's not like we were into the whole zombie thing, it just happened. But no, yeah, these zombies are... special. [She's not even going to try and explain the whole computer game thing.]

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Defensive! I didn't say it was your fault, I only said, it's likely a shit of a world, with these thingers hanging around. Even if they are a special breed.

How d'you get rid of 'em, as you know it all?

[voice]

[zombiefree]

Head-shots do the trick. Sorta.

Some keep jumping back up for more.

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Ri-ight. Isn't that helpful, an absolute that occasionally works. Any other gems of wisdom to offer, then?

[voice]

[zombiefree]

Hey, if you wanna get close enough to actually cut off their heads, be my guest. Headshots at least buy you some time before they're up on their feet again.

[voice]

[atrumcanis]

Yeah, all right, only some of us aren't wasting our time with these stupid guns of yours. Exploding their heads would work just as well, d'you think?