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[harknessvagrant]

[Hello, fellow travelers! Have a Jack. Have a Jack who is grinning very broadly, his Webley at the draw, another gun in his free hand.]

Zombies, huh? And here I thought this place was going to be stunningly boring. Who wants to have a little fun?

Comments

[yousaidblue]

Sure, I could use a work out on my leg. Can't say I fancy the undead, but I've seen more grotesque before.

[harknessvagrant]

Slitheen are definitely more grotesque than plain old zombies.

[yousaidblue]

For a number of reasons.

[harknessvagrant]

...They both smell pretty bad, though.

[yousaidblue]

[Noises of disgust.] Don't remind me.

So. What'll we do? Stock up on their bullets and use 'em against 'em? Seems kinda ... inhumane. If they're sellin' us stuff, are we sure they're... You know. Zombie zombies?

[harknessvagrant]

Take a closer look, and why don't you tell me?

[A beat.] Or would you like me to do it? They can't hurt me.

[yousaidblue]

[Side-eying over her wristwatch. Hm.] Don't get bitten.

[Aka yes, by all means go take a closer look to the grimy things.]

[harknessvagrant]

I'll try not to. I hate zombie germs.

[So he'll be doing so!]

[yousaidblue]

[And Rose will be wandering out to find him- surely he can scope things out before she gets there, no?]

[harknessvagrant]

[Of course he can, he's a pro, come on.]