Dec 03, 2011 21:02
(backdated to soon after the accidents because I am the slowest)
It looks like something triggered an event within this continuum. I don't suppose anyone saw what it was besides "someone shot at a snake", did they?
[She sounds doubtful that anyone did, but it doesn't hurt to ask.]
Anyway... I've heard about a series of accidents and I'm willing to offer some help. I can't heal everything, that isn't my specialty, but I can speed up the process for those who are injured. Not much I can do for illness, though, sorry. I can drop by if you tell me where you are. I don't exactly have much else to do, so I may as well.
And just so I don't have to repeat myself a dozen times face-to-face, yes, I am a cat. Yes, I've always been a cat. Yes, I am talking. Yes, I can help you despite being a cat. No, I don't want your soul or anything else and, no, I am not some kind of extradimensional-- [A pause. Well.] Well, nevermind, but I'm still not out to 'get' anyone all the same, if that worries you.
That about covers it. I'll be here listening if anyone cares to take me up on the offer.
✝ saash | pastor