02. [text] >Kanaya: Solicit homes for squishy horrorterrors.

Nov 26, 2011 19:32

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text kuraingirl November 27 2011, 04:16:34 UTC
You have magical yarn??

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text twowheeldevice November 27 2011, 04:28:01 UTC
Technically Speaking My Wagonmate Does
But She Has Been So Kind As To Permit Me Its Use
Im Not Sure What All It Does Besides Glow
Force Me To Crochet Only These Creatures I Suppose

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text kuraingirl November 27 2011, 05:07:53 UTC
But... but... how'd she get magic yarn?? And how can I get some?

[The fact that she doesn't know how to knit or crochet? COMPLETELY INCONSEQUENTIAL TO MISS FEY OVER HERE.]

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text twowheeldevice November 27 2011, 21:34:29 UTC
She Is Something Of A Sorceress
A Witch If You Will
As For Obtaining Your Own You Could Certainly Ask But I Wouldnt Suggest It
Given The Aforementioned List Of The Yarns Limited Abilities

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text kuraingirl November 27 2011, 21:46:20 UTC
Well, do the thingy things do anything aside from glow? Although, I mean, even if all they do is glow, that can be pretty useful... it's not exactly like we have a ton of technology here, so there are worse things than a light source!

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text twowheeldevice November 27 2011, 21:53:15 UTC
If You Put Two In Close Proximity They Embrace As If Magnetized
Its Mildly Disturbing Given Their Appendages Nature But Also Charming I Suppose
Their Primary Utility Indeed Comes From The Light They Provide
They Also Add A Touch Of Cheer To The Wagon Corner
Eternally Beaming That Effervescent Grin

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text kuraingirl November 27 2011, 22:32:46 UTC
Huh... maybe you can sell them! People always need fun things in their lives!

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text twowheeldevice November 27 2011, 22:43:44 UTC
Given My Surplus I Was Considering Gifting Them To Interested Parties
Bartering With Others Does Sound More Practical However
Do They Perhaps Strike Your Fancy

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text kuraingirl November 27 2011, 22:48:46 UTC
[Oh yeah. In order to trade for things, you need have things to trade. That's a thing.]

...They do, but I don't think I have anything to trade for them. I have pretty much nothing here, actually. I should do something about that...

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text twowheeldevice November 28 2011, 00:41:33 UTC
Then Consider Them A Gift
An Advance If You Prefer
You Can Reimburse Me Once Youre Better Equipped
Bartering Should Only Involve Surplus Supplies

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text kuraingirl November 28 2011, 03:17:36 UTC
R-Really?? Oh man, that'd be the coolest. And don't worry - I will totally find a way to pay you back when I have more stuff of my own!

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text twowheeldevice November 28 2011, 18:23:43 UTC
Actually Theyre Rather Warm
The Yarn Retains Heat Nicely
Ill Hold You To That Promise Then
You Seem Like The Honest Sort
I Have Enough Experience With The Opposite To Sniff Them Out I Think

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text kuraingirl November 28 2011, 22:03:21 UTC
Oh wow, that'll be super handy at night, when it gets cold!

And thank you! You're probably one of the few people who would say that... but I will pay you back! Really! When we get to a trading station or if I learn a new skill or something~

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text twowheeldevice November 29 2011, 21:15:41 UTC
I Believe You
Those Who Renege On A Promise With A Troll Arent Usually Granted A Chance To Screw Up Again
I Say This For Your Enlightenment And Not As A Threat
There Are Plenty Of People Here Whod Imply Different Subtext So This Specification Is Crucial

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text kuraingirl November 30 2011, 07:57:09 UTC
Oh wow, I'm so glad you were specific! I totally would have taken that the wrong way by accident, and then it would have gotten all kinds of awkward, and we totally don't want that!

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text twowheeldevice November 30 2011, 17:58:15 UTC
I Try To Be As Specific As Possible For That Exact Reason
Life Is Complicated Enough Without Adding Miscommunication To The Mix
Particularly Regarding Cross Cultural Affairs
Crisis Thus Averted Whats Your Favorite Color Combination
You Name It Ive Got It Squiddle Wise

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