Haiku

[theorangemonkey]

some haiku that I wrote up for a class lesson I was going to do on haiku, but then decided against doing at the last moment:

snow, rain, freezing rain
the weather is confused
and now so am I.

turn me on, dead man
I'm creating a pattern,
looking for answers

I can't turn it off
even though I can not stand
the way that it sounds.

oh, beer is so good
even though I can not stand
after drinking nine.