Heroes!
I'm not usually one to write fan fiction, but a buddy-cop/odd couple story with Sylar and Noah DEMANDS to be written. During the day they keep the world safe from psychopathic supervillians and keep from killing each other, and at night they go home to cook pancakes and trying on each others' horn-rimmed glasses. Angela Petrelli can even play the chief of police who's always yelling at them for Sylar violating procedure. "Sylar, you're supposed to interrogate them BEFORE you cut their head open!"
Instead, we get Peter angsting about saving the future after having visited it, Claire worried about being a victim, Mohinder being textbook stupid, and Ali Larter's character angsting over her powers. Yay. Because we needed a third season of that.