Overhead at a toy expo ...

Mar 16, 2008 22:26

Random convention patron #1: "Hey, excuse me, do you have any M.A.S.K. toys?"
Toy dealer #1: "Yeah, I have a few over here..."
Random convention patron #1:"Excellent.  I need you to help me settle a bet."  (Yells to friend): "Yeah, they have some over here!"  (holds up one of these)
Random convention patron #2: "I'm telling you, it's a DeLorean!"
RCP#1: "It is totally not a DeLorean.  It's a Camaro."
RCP#2 (with disdain in his voice): "No, it's a DeLorean.  There is no way that's a Camaro.  It's clearly a DeLorean."
TD #1: "Uhm, actually, it's a Camaro"
RCP#2: "What?  Are you sure?"
TD #1: "Yeah, it's definitely a Camaro."
RCP#2: "Well then how come it has those DeLorean doors?"
RCP#1: (loudly): "Because it's M.A.S.K., you idiot.  They could do whatever they want. They had, like, motorcycles that turned into helicopters and shit like that!"
RCP#2:"Oh."
RCP#1: "Haven't I been telling you that it's a Camaro?"
RCP#2: "Yeah, I guess you were right."
Toy dealer #2: "Wow, you guys need to find a better hobby."

Maybe it was just one of those "had to be there moments", but this had me cracking up inside.
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