I swear you guys

[theophile]

if I wake up tomorrow and read any unironic references to "President McCain" I am going to head right back across the ocean and start smackin' faces

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[zerodivide1101]

Funny, I was thinking of heading across the ocean in the opposite direction if that were to happen.

I'll smack some faces on my way out.

[theophile]

we got couchspace

[zerodivide1101]

Do you have couch space permanently

[theophile]

as a matter of fact we are looking for an au pair, yes

[monkeypunk]

This was actually going to be my request if McCain wins... since it looks like my bevy of Scots aren't going to marry me after all.

Is your child in need of *two* au pairs?

[theophile]

right up until yesterday I was hoping Obama would win, but that's only because I didn't realize how much free labor I'd be getting under a McCain administration

[monkeypunk]

I will send a highly trained monkey butler to make up for your loss.

[zerodivide1101]

the black guy won, I think I'm gonna stick around for a while

[theophile]

secret Muslim ftw

[theophile]