Nov 26, 2010 20:54
Title: Staring
Pairing: Hanchul, Kyumin, Kihae
Rating: PG13(language)
Summary: A bet between Sungmin, Heechul, and Donghae leads to confusion and trouble.
Notes: Idevenkay what the hell this even is. I had like random insomnia last night and I could not sleep like at all. So I thought about what would happen if Donghae were to stare and Eunhyuk without saying anything for like no apparent reason. And then I was like, “No, that wouldn’t work, Eunhyuk’s too much like Donghae for that to work.” So then I switched Eunhyuk to Kibum, because Kihae is always hilarious, and then I was like “lol das funny.” And then I was like “:O Wait what if Heechul stared at Hankyung?” And then I was thinking about like how every couple would work out with the staring thing and I figured I liked the Kihae and Hanchul and Kyumin best so I figured I’d throw them all together and then this came out. So yeah.
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Anywaaaaaay.
READ ETT.
7:37AM
Heedicator to: PinkMin, Fishy
100,000 won?
7:40AM
PinkMin to: Heedicator, Fishy
Bring it on >:D
7:41AM
Fishy to: Heedicator, PinkMin
WOOOO
7:43AM
Heedicator to: PinkMin
20,000 won.
7:45AM
PinkMin to: Heedicator
Your on.
7:47AM
Heedicator to: PinkMin
*You’re
7:48AM
PinkMin to: Heedicator
Stfu.
Kibum’s alarm went off every morning at 8:00. He usually opened his eyes, stared blearily around the room, got up, went to the bathroom, and then to the kitchen to eat breakfast. Today when he opened his eyes, he saw something that was definitely not his dresser. He closed his eyes, and then opened them again. Nope, Donghae’s face was still right in front of his. The man was crouching at the head of his bed, staring straight at him with wide eyes and that goofy smile he always wore. After a moment of silence, in which Kibum thought, “What. The fuck,” he spoke.
“…Donghae,” he said. “What are you doing?”
“Staring.” Said Donghae simply, and his smile grew wider. Kibum stared back for a few more seconds.
“…Why?” he finally asked.
“Because,” Donghae replied, “I have a-oh, FUCK.” He looked away and stood up. “Gah. Damn it!” and he stormed out of the room. Kibum stared after him.
“Why. Do I always get the weird ones?”
8:02AM
Fishy to: Heedicator, PinkMin
US>JKF:KHDLSFKJPUBCH
8:04AM
Heedicator to: Fishy
LOL FAIL
8:05AM
PinkMin to: Fishy
WTF ALREADY
8:06AM
Heedicator to: PinkMin
20,000 won, bitch.
Kyuhyun walked out of the bathroom that morning, wondering why Donghae was so pissed off, and found Sungmin standing just outside the doorway and staring at him.
“Hi, Sungmin-hyung.” He mumbled. Sungmin just stared. “Um. Did you want the bathroom? Its free now,” he said, walking down the hall. Sungmin followed him. When he got to the kitchen, he saw Hankyung attempting to eat his cornflakes while being stared at by Heechul. He turned around and saw Sungmin still looking at him. Turning back around, he said, “Uh. Hi, Heechul-hyung. Hi, Hankyung-hyung.” The latter waved, but Heechul continued his examination of Hankyung’s left ear. Starting to feel really wierded out, Kyuhyun grabbed the box of cereal and sat down. Sungmin sat down next to him and watched him eat his breakfast.
When Hankyung finished his cereal and stood up, Heechul stood up with him. They walked away, Heechul gazing intently at the back of Hankyung’s head. Kyuhyun turned to look at Sungmin.
“Okay, what are you two doing?” he asked. Sungmin said nothing, just continued to stare and smile sweetly. Damn those innocent eyes, Kyuhyun thought. He finished his cereal and stood up, sighing when Sungmin stood up right after. They walked through the living room, where Hankyung was trying to watch TV with Heechul’s face not two inches from his own, down the hall, and into the room they shared together. Kyuhyun grabbed his laptop and sat at the top of his bed. Sungmin sat down at the end of the bed and continued to ogle Kyuhyun from over his knees.
Kyuhyun tried to ignore Sungmin and focus on his games, but it was proving to be more difficult than he had thought. After dying a grand total of twenty-six times due to his frequent uneasy glances up to Sungmin, he gave up and snapped the screen down. Leaving his laptop in the room, he wandered back out. Sungmin followed. On his way down the hall, he saw Hankyung, still closely pursued by Heechul. They exchanged bewildered looks as they passed. He sat down on the couch and turned on the TV, noting Sungmin’s continued staring.
2:34PM
GameKyu to: SexyForeigner
Dude wtf.
2:36PM
SexyForeigner to: GameKyu
IDKAY.
Kyuhyun closed his phone and peered at Sungmin out of the corner of his eye. He sat facing Kyuhyun on the couch, legs crossed and hands folded neatly in his lap. He smiled. Kyuhyun sighed. He tried to watch the TV, something about SNSD’s failed attempts at taking care of a baby, but his gaze kept flicking back to Sungmin. After two more shows of which he took in no more than a few minutes, he got up and headed toward the bathroom to take a shower. Sungmin followed him right up to the door, which was then slammed into that sweetly smiling face.
5:07PM
PinkMin to: Heedicator
LOL YOU SHOULD SEE HIS FACE
5:09PM
Heedicator to: PinkMin
It can’t be better than Hankyungs XD
Hankyung thought he heard a phone snap shut and looked up quickly, but all he saw was Heechul’s round eyes peering back at him from behind his hair. He frowned and went back to reading his book. After a while, he spoke.
“Y’know, it’s really hard to concentrate with you staring at me like that,” he said. When Heechul said nothing, he muttered something under his breath in Chinese and returned to his reading. He didn’t think talking would’ve worked anyway. It didn’t work the first time and it certainly wasn’t going to work a fifth time. He sighed. And then he thought of something.
Putting his book down, he walked over to the chair Heechul was observing him from. Without any kind of warning, he lowered himself onto Heechul’s lap and leaned forward until their noses were almost touching. Heechul’s eyes widened even more.
“Y’know…” Hankyung said again. Heechul could almost feel Hankyung’s lips move against his. Fuck, he thought. “It’s rude to stare at people.” Hankyung’s eyes were boring into his. Fuck, fuck, FUCK!
When Kyuhyun strolled out of the bathroom in a burst of steam wearing nothing but a towel and water rolling in little beads down his chest and his hair matted to his forehead, it was to find Sungmin still staring at him. But this time, Sungmin’s gaze was different. Before, it was sweetly innocent. Now, it was nothing but lust. His mouth was even hanging open. Kyuhyun noticed this and smirked. He thought he saw a phone drop to the floor before Sungmin flew at him and shoved him into the door (which made quite a loud bang) and crushed their lips together.
5:47PM
PinkMin to: Heedicator
I DEMAND A REMATCH WHEN KYU ISNT SO FUCKING HOT
Heechul’s mouth was almost open when two things happened: One, they heard a loud bang from outside, and two, his phone vibrated. Heechul took his chance when Hankyung’s head whipped around to the door and looked at his phone.
“WOO!” Hankyung whipped his head back around to Heechul, expecting to fix him with a triumphant smirk, but he stopped when he saw Heechul already had his own.
“What--?” was all he managed before Heechul had his tongue down his throat.
The next day, Heechul had mysteriously acquired enough money to buy himself five new shirts and four pairs of pants. He even bought a computer game for Kyuhyun. He felt the maknae had earned it.
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Lol Sungminnie being able to text behind his back ftw.
Comment and all that XD