Of Needing to Pee and a Drabble
Title: Of Needing to Pee
Pairing: Supposed Taekey but not really :/
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack
A/N:THIS ISN'T VERY TAEKEY IS IT? D8 But whatever. Blame tumblr and oreocookeys for this. Also, this would've been posted a couple days ago, but livejournal was being a douchenozzle a couple days ago, and then yesterday I was out all day.
Jinki wakes up half an hour later than everyone else. He rolls himself out of bed, stumbles and almost falls on the way to the dresser, grabs his glasses, and almost walks into the doorframe on his way out.
He shuffles to the bathroom, but Key comes out of nowhere and flashes ahead of him before he can even blink. He slams the door in Jinki’s face.
“Better luck next time!” he calls. Jinki stares at the door with his arm outstretched.
“But,” he says. “I need to pee.” Minho looks at him from the kitchen table.
“Sucks for you, don’t it?” he says. Jinki pouts and shuffles over to get himself some cereal.
Half an hour later, Key finally comes out of the bathroom. Jinki starts up, a blissful look on his face, right when their manager barges into the hotel room.
“Everybody out, we’re going to the airport. Back to Korea!” he shouts. Jonghyun, Taemin, Minho, and Key follow without question. Jinki turns around in the middle of the hallway.
“But I need to pee,” he says.
“You can pee later, we’re going to miss our flight,” he says, grabbing Jinki by the arm and tugging him out the door.
---
Jinki squirms in the backseat of the company van. Jonghyun and Taemin are to the left of him, Minho and Key in the row of seats in front of him. Jonghyun is babbling on about some stupid shit or another as usual, Taemin only pretending to listen to be nice. Key is practically leaning over his seat to smack Jonghyun up the head. The manager turns around in his seat to yell at Key for turning around in his seat. Minho just leans into the door and tries to fall asleep. Jinki squirms some more. Key looks at him.
“Okay Jinki, what the hell is your problem, you look like an octopus or something,” he says. Jonghyun laughs.
“I have to pee,” says Jinki. Key rolls his eyes, Jonghyun laughs some more, Taemin giggles, and Minho snorts. Key yells at Minho for pretending to be asleep and ignoring him. The manager yells at Key for yelling. Key yells at the manager. The manager shuts up. Jinki squirms.
“We’ll be there soon Onew-hyung, don’t worry,” Taemin says with a smile. Jinki squirms again.
---
Jinki switches from foot to foot while they stand in line at the airport. Luckily, none of the Japanese fans have recognized them yet. “I have to pee,” he says.
“NO ONE CARES,” says Key, and then, “Oh, fuck,” because that caught a girl’s attention and she’s starting to look at them funny. “Jinki if we get mobbed by fangirls again because of you I will kill you,” he says, and Minho nods. Jinki just hops from foot to foot with even more urgency than before.
---
The manager ushers them onto the plane, barely two minutes before the doors are scheduled to close. They couldn’t get seats together like last time, so they all separate once on board. Taemin sits next to Jonghyun and they spend the whole ride giggling like idiots. Minho sits with Key and Key yells at Minho for falling asleep and then falls asleep on his shoulder. The manager gets stuck between two fat people with a screaming kid behind him. He curses Key, because he thinks Key switched their tickets before they got on board.
---
When they get back to Korea, they barely have time to get their shit together before they’re whisked off in different cars for their schedules. Key drives over for a filming of Star King, Jonghyun has a gym date with the rest of the gym nuts, Minho has to appear on some radio show or another, and Taemin says something about Heechul-hyung wanting to talk to him about something. The manager is a little reluctant to let him go for that one.
---
It’s not until the end of the day, nearly at midnight, when they’re all back at the dorm and almost asleep, that any of them notice that something is wrong.
“Shit!” says Key, sitting straight up in bed. Taemin groans and rolls over in the bunk above him.
“Key-hyung, what’s wrong?” he asks. Key looks at him with wide eyes.
“I think we left Onew at the airport!” he says. Taemin’s eyes go wide.
“Crap,” he says. “Well let’s go pick him up then?” he suggests, as if they can just get up and drive to the airport in the middle of the night. Key reaches up and smacks his head.
“No I mean in Japan,” he hisses. Taemin’s eyes go wider.
“Fuck, I think you’re right,” he says. They stare at each other.
---
In the airport at Japan, Jinki urgently flips through a Korean-Japanese dictionary for the phrase, “Where is the bathroom?”
Title: APUSH
Pairing: Onkey
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack
A/N: Yeah Idkay based off how Key gets up in the middle of the night to make Taemin food. I think Taemin has them all secretly whipped to the point where they don't even know theyre whipped.
“…Kibum what are you doing.”
“Shut up I’m trying to do my apush homework.”
“…Its three in the morning, Kibum.”
“So?”
“So you don’t even HAVE homework, Taemin does.”
“SO, maybe I’m a good hyung and help him with his homework!”
“Taemin’s sleeping in his room.”
“So?”
“So how is it helping him if he’s not here to learn?”
“BECAUSE I’LL EXPLAIN IT AFTER JINKI, GO AWAY.”
“Y’know what I think?”
“Do I care? Stop smirking at me.”
“I think that you feel so bad about being a bitch to everyone all day that you do all this work for Taemin just to make up for it.”
“NO ONE ASKED YOU.”
“So?”
“Oh my god Jinki I swear to god if you don’t go away right now I will throw this book at your face. And then kick you in the nuts.”
“Later, guiltface. Don’t stay up too late trying to repent for your sins!”
“Fuck you!”
“OW WHAT THE HELL WHEN DID YOU GET SUCH GOOD AIM?”
Pairing: Supposed Taekey but not really :/
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack
A/N:THIS ISN'T VERY TAEKEY IS IT? D8 But whatever. Blame tumblr and oreocookeys for this. Also, this would've been posted a couple days ago, but livejournal was being a douchenozzle a couple days ago, and then yesterday I was out all day.
Jinki wakes up half an hour later than everyone else. He rolls himself out of bed, stumbles and almost falls on the way to the dresser, grabs his glasses, and almost walks into the doorframe on his way out.
He shuffles to the bathroom, but Key comes out of nowhere and flashes ahead of him before he can even blink. He slams the door in Jinki’s face.
“Better luck next time!” he calls. Jinki stares at the door with his arm outstretched.
“But,” he says. “I need to pee.” Minho looks at him from the kitchen table.
“Sucks for you, don’t it?” he says. Jinki pouts and shuffles over to get himself some cereal.
Half an hour later, Key finally comes out of the bathroom. Jinki starts up, a blissful look on his face, right when their manager barges into the hotel room.
“Everybody out, we’re going to the airport. Back to Korea!” he shouts. Jonghyun, Taemin, Minho, and Key follow without question. Jinki turns around in the middle of the hallway.
“But I need to pee,” he says.
“You can pee later, we’re going to miss our flight,” he says, grabbing Jinki by the arm and tugging him out the door.
---
Jinki squirms in the backseat of the company van. Jonghyun and Taemin are to the left of him, Minho and Key in the row of seats in front of him. Jonghyun is babbling on about some stupid shit or another as usual, Taemin only pretending to listen to be nice. Key is practically leaning over his seat to smack Jonghyun up the head. The manager turns around in his seat to yell at Key for turning around in his seat. Minho just leans into the door and tries to fall asleep. Jinki squirms some more. Key looks at him.
“Okay Jinki, what the hell is your problem, you look like an octopus or something,” he says. Jonghyun laughs.
“I have to pee,” says Jinki. Key rolls his eyes, Jonghyun laughs some more, Taemin giggles, and Minho snorts. Key yells at Minho for pretending to be asleep and ignoring him. The manager yells at Key for yelling. Key yells at the manager. The manager shuts up. Jinki squirms.
“We’ll be there soon Onew-hyung, don’t worry,” Taemin says with a smile. Jinki squirms again.
---
Jinki switches from foot to foot while they stand in line at the airport. Luckily, none of the Japanese fans have recognized them yet. “I have to pee,” he says.
“NO ONE CARES,” says Key, and then, “Oh, fuck,” because that caught a girl’s attention and she’s starting to look at them funny. “Jinki if we get mobbed by fangirls again because of you I will kill you,” he says, and Minho nods. Jinki just hops from foot to foot with even more urgency than before.
---
The manager ushers them onto the plane, barely two minutes before the doors are scheduled to close. They couldn’t get seats together like last time, so they all separate once on board. Taemin sits next to Jonghyun and they spend the whole ride giggling like idiots. Minho sits with Key and Key yells at Minho for falling asleep and then falls asleep on his shoulder. The manager gets stuck between two fat people with a screaming kid behind him. He curses Key, because he thinks Key switched their tickets before they got on board.
---
When they get back to Korea, they barely have time to get their shit together before they’re whisked off in different cars for their schedules. Key drives over for a filming of Star King, Jonghyun has a gym date with the rest of the gym nuts, Minho has to appear on some radio show or another, and Taemin says something about Heechul-hyung wanting to talk to him about something. The manager is a little reluctant to let him go for that one.
---
It’s not until the end of the day, nearly at midnight, when they’re all back at the dorm and almost asleep, that any of them notice that something is wrong.
“Shit!” says Key, sitting straight up in bed. Taemin groans and rolls over in the bunk above him.
“Key-hyung, what’s wrong?” he asks. Key looks at him with wide eyes.
“I think we left Onew at the airport!” he says. Taemin’s eyes go wide.
“Crap,” he says. “Well let’s go pick him up then?” he suggests, as if they can just get up and drive to the airport in the middle of the night. Key reaches up and smacks his head.
“No I mean in Japan,” he hisses. Taemin’s eyes go wider.
“Fuck, I think you’re right,” he says. They stare at each other.
---
In the airport at Japan, Jinki urgently flips through a Korean-Japanese dictionary for the phrase, “Where is the bathroom?”
Title: APUSH
Pairing: Onkey
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack
A/N: Yeah Idkay based off how Key gets up in the middle of the night to make Taemin food. I think Taemin has them all secretly whipped to the point where they don't even know theyre whipped.
“…Kibum what are you doing.”
“Shut up I’m trying to do my apush homework.”
“…Its three in the morning, Kibum.”
“So?”
“So you don’t even HAVE homework, Taemin does.”
“SO, maybe I’m a good hyung and help him with his homework!”
“Taemin’s sleeping in his room.”
“So?”
“So how is it helping him if he’s not here to learn?”
“BECAUSE I’LL EXPLAIN IT AFTER JINKI, GO AWAY.”
“Y’know what I think?”
“Do I care? Stop smirking at me.”
“I think that you feel so bad about being a bitch to everyone all day that you do all this work for Taemin just to make up for it.”
“NO ONE ASKED YOU.”
“So?”
“Oh my god Jinki I swear to god if you don’t go away right now I will throw this book at your face. And then kick you in the nuts.”
“Later, guiltface. Don’t stay up too late trying to repent for your sins!”
“Fuck you!”
“OW WHAT THE HELL WHEN DID YOU GET SUCH GOOD AIM?”