Mmmmmm..... Tastes like fasting.
Oh, yay. Yom Kippur. It's THAT time of the year again!
The holiday of self-loathing and fasting.
The only day of the year where I actually want to swallow my toothpaste just so I don't have to go to bed hungry.
Yummy. Tastes like repentance.
(Forgive me, Lord, for I am just a fat kid wanting a cupcake.)
P.S. We wait a whole go... sh... damned month to go fucking grocery shopping and pick the DAY OF fasting to bring a whole bunch of yummy food into the house so that we can, I don't know, look at it and feel bad about ourselves.
The holiday of self-loathing and fasting.
The only day of the year where I actually want to swallow my toothpaste just so I don't have to go to bed hungry.
Yummy. Tastes like repentance.
(Forgive me, Lord, for I am just a fat kid wanting a cupcake.)
P.S. We wait a whole go... sh... damned month to go fucking grocery shopping and pick the DAY OF fasting to bring a whole bunch of yummy food into the house so that we can, I don't know, look at it and feel bad about ourselves.