Hey these are funny quotes from college...check em out
Brad: (?) Yeah…they know we’re freshman because all the freshman guys are still smiling as they walk up to the cafeteria line.
Dr. Brown (President of Cedarville University): I love being in prison!
Jake: Yeah I saw an ambulance at our dorm, man, first day of school and somebody already tries to jump off the balcony.
Josh: I’m so tired, every few moments I start to zone out
Jake: Yeah, a minute ago you were talking to…Josh…come back to earth
Ben: I hate computers
Jake: You could be the poster child for Army ROTC
Tim: Yeah, “Me no like computers, much fun to blow them up!”
Dr. Brown (President of Cedarville University): I love being in prison!
Jake: Yeah I saw an ambulance at our dorm, man, first day of school and somebody already tries to jump off the balcony.
Josh: I’m so tired, every few moments I start to zone out
Jake: Yeah, a minute ago you were talking to…Josh…come back to earth
Ben: I hate computers
Jake: You could be the poster child for Army ROTC
Tim: Yeah, “Me no like computers, much fun to blow them up!”