Levi's Life Lessons
In the journey of my being I have learned a few life lessons and have developed maxims of wisdom, proverbs of a kind...
"When you are in anothers restroom, always locate the plunger first, then the toilet paper"
"Flushing twice even thrice is no crime"
"Despite what some say... eating IS an art"
"It is the matter that you eat and less the manner that you eat"
"The first rule in cleanlyness is having something to wash off"
"It is impossible to get anywhere worth while, without a little grease and dirt in your finger nails"
"The last piece of chicken IS a worth while cause to draw your swords/butter knife"
"If someone keeps taking your oreo's, put a bunch of salt in one"
"When fighting a sumo wrestler, bring some sushi to busy him, while you run"
These are an asundry of proverbs I have come up with through the various triles and tribulations of my life.
"When you are in anothers restroom, always locate the plunger first, then the toilet paper"
"Flushing twice even thrice is no crime"
"Despite what some say... eating IS an art"
"It is the matter that you eat and less the manner that you eat"
"The first rule in cleanlyness is having something to wash off"
"It is impossible to get anywhere worth while, without a little grease and dirt in your finger nails"
"The last piece of chicken IS a worth while cause to draw your swords/butter knife"
"If someone keeps taking your oreo's, put a bunch of salt in one"
"When fighting a sumo wrestler, bring some sushi to busy him, while you run"
These are an asundry of proverbs I have come up with through the various triles and tribulations of my life.